Anybody get unexpectedly hurt while doing something?

[6M69I69B9]

So, after I took a piss. I was zipping up my pants, and I felt the most unbearing phase of pain ever.

I zipped up my fucking dick. It hurted so much and it was the fucking tip, the fucking tip. I held on to it for about 3 minutes until most of the pain faded away.

[Daddy]

Yes.

[[REDACTED]]

Yes.

Explain.
I once talked to a parrot.
It didn't respond.

[Snorkel]

I manage to scratch myself pretty often on my saxophones.

[Classic]

One time I was sticking pickles up my ass and I got to 67 and it poked out of my eyeballs lol

[strongbad]

I always look before zipping up for that exact raison.

[Samus Aran]

Almost all pain is unexpected. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Almost all pain is unexpected. 

I was about to say the same thing.

[6M69I69B9]

Almost all pain is unexpected. 

True...

But, almost.

[strongbad]

Almost all pain is unexpected. 

brb cutting self

[superclucky]

Explain.
I once talked to a parrot.
It didn't respond.

You're such a freak.

[[REDACTED]]

You're such a freak.

2.9

[Socks]

I once inhaled a burning bud by mistake, let's just say the throat, chest/lung area was killing me with a burning sensation.

[Sam]

I once got my lip actually stuck in a zipper on the neck of one of my shirts in like 6th grade. After it was zipped in there, I didn't know what to do because the only was to get it out was to go back over it with the zipper the other way... so I just walked into my mom's room crying with blood dripping down my shirt.

She just grabbed the zipper and without warning unzipped it fast.

My lip was all bloody and gross.

[nate6138]

I was taking a piss and a door fell on me.