I want to dress like a girl

[Boyager]

Assuming I find a way to get ahold of a skirt, panties, and a bra all close enough to my size while having privacy, I might dress up as a girl and take pictures sometime this summer
I expect to look like I'm actually a girl in those pictures

I'm too lazy to click "be an idiot?" but it's obvious enough who I am.

[Boyager]

Yes. So long as you immediately after end your existence.

[Boyager]

What Socks said.

[Boyager]

Can I adopt you?

[Boyager]

Yes. So long as you immediately after end your existence.

That's assuming that I'm also able to get ahold of a lethal gun

Can I adopt you?

Depends who you are

[Boyager]

Depends who you are

is that a no to any male

[Boyager]

is that a no to any male

not necessarily

[Boyager]

not necessarily

im jmv can i adopt you

[Boyager]

That's assuming that I'm also able to get ahold of a lethal gun.

Any blunt and heavy object will do, same goes for a knife and anything high up. See how generous I am? I give you variety.

[Boyager]

That's assuming that I'm also able to get ahold of a lethal gun

aren't all guns lethal?

[Boyager]

aren't all guns lethal?

my airsoft gun isn't

[Boyager]

my airsoft gun isn't

That's not a real gun.

[Boyager]

my airsoft gun isn't

yes it is; use it to bash your enemy's head in.

[Boyager]

Close hand combat is to be avoided at all times.

[Boyager]

yes it is; use it to bash your enemy's head in.

With that logic, my dick is lethal.