goddamn im ffcuked up

[Norwegian Lesbians]

raduation was AWESEOME
drunk driving is not safe, but fun

[Sam]

not safe  rusty, not safe

[Norwegian Lesbians]

well im actually only drunk because  its still in my blood,  i haveent drank in like 6 hours bvut theni fell asleep-

[Sam]

well im actually only drunk because  its still in my blood,  i haveent drank in like 6 hours bvut theni fell asleep-

well, that's fun.

but drunk driving is not safe. 

[Norwegian Lesbians]

sam if i didnt love you

[ME##]

sam if i didnt love you

yes?

[Sam]

sam if i didnt love you

yeah? You'd be mad?

I'm just telling you that driving drunk is completely dangerous and you really really really shouldn't be doing it. I don't even slightly respect you for that, nor do I think anyone would. Just get a ride, or stumble home on your own, or stumble to the nearest coffee shop or call a cab or something.

I like to drink as much as the next person, but I would never get in a car with someone who had been drinking, and I would certgainly never drive a car drunk. (Not that I know how to drive when I'm sober, but whatever.)

I've just had so many bad experiences with drunk drivers. I WALK everywhere, sometimes at 1-2 in the morning, and I've almost been hit at least twice (in which the driver was drunk), and I was almost abducted once. Not saying you'd do that, rusty-poo, but sheesh. I don't like drunk drivers.

[Socks]

Ah, another plus for Canbius, there is no test for driving while high, and it does not really impair your ability to drive at all. Smoke it kids.

[Sam]

Ah, another plus for Canbius, there is no test for driving while high, and it does not really impair your ability to drive at all. Smoke it kids.

oh socks you silly

[Selkie]

Have fun having a fat dick shoved up your butt in prison of you're ever caught. or killing an innocent person who has plans of their own to live life and enjoy it and has a future.

Driving drunk is retarded. Just walk home, get a ride, or call a cab.

[Daddy]

Ah, another plus for Canbius, there is no test for driving while high, and it does not really impair your ability to drive at all. Smoke it kids.

Night Blindness. 

[YPrrrr]

You're a moron

[Full Metal Ryder]

one time i drank too much milk and crashed my big wheel

[Daddy]

lol socks said canibus like the rapper

[Full Metal Ryder]

lol jmv said canibus like the rapper