I just saw some guy get hit by a short bus.

[Daddy]

I went to the store and decided to stop by Wendy's to try a Frosty Shake. 

On my way home I was strolling through the ghetto and stopped next to the street waiting to cross.  I then saw it. There was a guy riding a bike and a woman driving a retard bus. The guy turned and the idiot bus driver didn't bother looking left before turning right onto the street.  She just kept going and I stood there watching it.   The guy saw the bus and tried to turn away but it was too late and she hit the back of his bike.

Luckily he was okay and just looked at her and rode away. 

stupid retard bus drivers

[wawi]

I almost got hit by the ice cream truck once.

[Cookie]

No fingers flew?

[The artist formally known]

more like stupid retarded retarded bus drivers

[sans culottes]

i lold

[YPrrrr]

What's a Frosty Shake? Any difference from a regular Frosty?

And if she didn't look left, but turned right, how didn't she see the biker who was on her right?

[Daddy]

What's a Frosty Shake? Any difference from a regular Frosty?

they take the vanilla frosty and add flavoring and mix it

And if she didn't look left, but turned right, how didn't she see the biker who was on her right?

he was on the left.

[YPrrrr]

they take the vanilla frosty and add flavoring and mix it

Is that something new?

[Daddy]

Is that something new?

yes

[wawi]

I've probably been to Wendy's three times in my life.

[YPrrrr]

I've probably been to Wendy's three times in my life.

You should go more. Better than McDonald's and Burger King.

Plus it would help my stock...

[wawi]

You should go more. Better than McDonald's and Burger King.

Plus it would help my stock...

lol
I barely go out to get fast food, though

[Lozal]

Somehow, I laughed.  caterpie;

[Pyrate]

It's just women drivers, I think. I was at the grocery store and this old guy was standing at the curb, and this old lady ran over his foot. He got pissed off and yelled at her.

[me003]

A mexican just died in my town, because he ran out of fuel on the freeway, and pulled over. Got out of the car to get some gas, and somehow got hit, flew 70 feet into bushes and was found dead. The driver ran away.

It was in my newspaper, also don't say some retarded ass racist shit.