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Escort Service For Geeks?

Started by Solar and Lunar, May 10, 2008, 07:36:14 PM

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Escort agency launches virgin service for geeks

A Dutch escort agency is launching a special virgin service for computer geeks.

Sociology student Zoe Vialet, who set up Society Service last year, says she has had a lot of demand from virgins.

She says most of them work in the IT sector and added: "They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people. They mean it very well but are very scared.

"Every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body.

"When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman."

Zoe and her colleague Marieke have specially trained five girls to look after the needs of virgins, reports De Telegraaf.

She added: "You better practise before having a girlfriend. Woman expect men older than 30 having had some experience.

"Some men need a little bit of help. But it makes them happy and they are glowing .There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin."


I'm not sure who'd pay to NOT sleep with someone...Seems like someone got it backwards...
No, I've never heard of that site. Yes, you are very cool for knowing about them. Yes, I will join as soon as possible. No, I'm not kidding. God, shut up already!

C.Mongler

id pound someone in teh butt if you know what im saying

Daddy


wawi

Or they could just get a hooker...

Nyerp

"When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman."

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha

haaaa

guff

Quote from: Solar and Lunar on May 10, 2008, 07:36:14 PM
I'm not sure who'd pay to NOT sleep with someone...
where does that say anything about that  doodthing;
Quote from: idunnlol on May 10, 2008, 07:39:42 PM
Or they could just get a hooker...
did you not read the part where it said escort service

Daddy


Solar and Lunar

Quote from: Commodore Guff on May 10, 2008, 07:40:20 PM
where does that say anything about that  doodthing;


Would you pay someone to take a bath with you? Or for you to massage them? The sex might come later but I'd pay a hooker and skip the middle man...Go straight for the poon.
No, I've never heard of that site. Yes, you are very cool for knowing about them. Yes, I will join as soon as possible. No, I'm not kidding. God, shut up already!

NOA_Haunted


wawi

Quote from: JMV on May 10, 2008, 07:41:55 PM
Oh god lol
* JMV290 looks at OP



Aren't escorts and prostitutes different?


(At least in America they are)

Daddy

Quote from: Solar and Lunar on May 10, 2008, 07:42:32 PM
Would you pay someone to take a bath with you? Or for you to massage them? The sex might come later but I'd pay a hooker and skip the middle man...Go straight for the poon.
with a side of syphilis and chlamydia

Ricky

100% of Boyah would need this kind of service in order to not die a virgin.

guff

Quote from: idunnlol on May 10, 2008, 07:43:20 PM
Aren't escorts and prostitutes different?
according to the agencies, yes

Placebo Headwound

Quote from: Ricky on May 10, 2008, 07:44:55 PM
100% of Boyah would need this kind of service in order to not die a virgin.
Or we could all just hire cheap hookers.

wawi

Quote from: Commodore Guff on May 10, 2008, 07:45:47 PM
according to the agencies, yes

Oh, ok.
JMV was right. There isn't much of a difference besides the name.

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