My dad said it's ok for me to buy hookers.

[Daddy]

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm ;

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

I lol'd

[superclucky]

where can i buy jmvs

[Sam]

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm ;

I lol'd

The hookers got payed to play zbox

and didn 't even get in trouble.

I think it's time for me to become an escort.

[Matt™]

Such idiocy... ;_;

[C.Mongler]

i cant tell if this is a fallacy

[Cookie]

What else would you do on a $30,000 shoping spree.

[36chambers]

I want a surprise trip to disneyland 

[Daddy]

where can i buy jmvs

apple stoar 

[Full Metal Ryder]

post it until it's a meme.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Wow.

[Feynman]

whatever his dad is rich

[Samus Aran]

post it until it's a meme.

Shut up.

[hotlikesauce.]

buy me first.