Socks Joined The Military Today (OFFICIALLY)

[guff]

are these land sharks attached with wheels

no, they fly

[Jester]

shut up guff they cannot fly. they are street sharks.

[Full Metal Ryder]

all I ask for are sharks with freaking laser beams attached to there freaking heads

[Jester]

all I ask for are sharks with freaking laser beams attached to there freaking heads

It's "their" dipshit.

[Full Metal Ryder]

It's "their" dipshit.

sry r we still friends ^ __ ^ > . >

[Karel]

sry r we still friends ^ __ ^ > . >

Jester was so frustrated over this comment that he took a giant bite out of his monitor, but he told me to tell you verbatim, "Jump off a cliff."

[Classic]

That's pretty cool.
A recruiter from the Air Force called me today. I'm too heavy to fly in a plane, but I can operate the computers and machinery.

...and they pay for college. Should I consider it?

Back to the point: Congrats.

[Socks]

...and they pay for college. Should I consider it?

Sure, it's safe, great benefits, it's a healthy and honorable lifestyle, you get free experience etc... Just don't mention you're gay.

[Classic]

Sure, it's safe, great benefits, it's a healthy and honorable lifestyle, you get free experience etc... Just don't mention you're gay.

Don't ask, don't tell. I know the drill.

[Ricky]

worst decision ever

The military sucks. I'd rather stay at home knowing at safe then being shot at while thinking I'm "noble", when really, nobody gives a shit.

[UnagiPower]

Not really a bad decision I guess I just think it's a waste of time.

Rather miss out on the benefits and spend the time doing who knows what

[guff]

The military sucks. I'd rather stay at home knowing at safe then being shot at while thinking I'm "noble", when really, nobody gives a shit.

because of course that's the only reason he's doing it: to be shot at and feel noble 

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#1 rule: Military recruiters can't promise anything.

[Socks]

Military recruiters can't promise anything.

No shit.

Also, I'm sad to report that my parents fucked with my recruiter and sent the whole process in lingo, I've managed to convince them to let me join after I turn 19, which is in August.  :'(

Now leave me by my lonesome with this bottle of liquor to console me...

[Wrench]

No shit.

Also, I'm sad to report that my parents fucked with my recruiter and sent the whole process in lingo, I've managed to convince them to let me join after I turn 19, which is in August.  :'(

Now leave me by my lonesome with this bottle of liquor to console me...

Gives you more time to get in even better shape. Better to exercise as much as you can before they get you.