Tom Jones the Enthusiastic Love Sausage

[V]

That's what I got.

Follow the link and type your first name in, and it'll name your penis.

We did this a long time ago, and I was browsing through my post tracker and decided to post it again. 

[Samus Aran]

Ryan: Frank the Terrifying Electric Organ
Kaz: Pinky the Rock Hard Crank shaft
Kazooie: Bartholomew the Strangely Proportioned Weapon of Mass Destruction
Kazooie-Banjo: Colonel Sanders the Strangely Proportioned Photon Canon

[Daddy]

Tom Jones the Sensitive Prehensile Tentacle

[Pyrate]

Minky the Hairy Salami

[FullmetalGanon]

Sir Lancelot the Strangely Proportioned Planet Crusher

[YPrrrr]

Humphrey the Adjustable Light Sabre

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Albatross the Terrifying Big Banger

[Tomboh]

Ethel Merman the Weenie Weapon of Mass Destruction

[greg400]

Mussolini the Ultrasonic Weapon of Mass Destruction

[Placebo Headwound]

Steve: Sweetie the Sensitive Prehensile Tentacle
Thief888: Darth Vader the Tiniest Planet Crusher

[ME##]

David: Darth Vader the Flaccid Diddle lolwut
ME86: Tom Jones the Ultimate Weapon of Mass Destruction .

[Samus Aran]

David: Darth Vader the Flaccid Diddle lolwut

I lol'd.

[Socks]

"Tom Jones the Adjustable Planet Crusher"

Fuck Yes.

[Daddy]

"Tom Jones the Adjustable Planet Crusher"

Fuck Yes.

Why is it that V, You, and I all got Tom Jones? 

[Socks]

Because we're fucking fantastic.