Oh, the irony.

[Daddy]

The PHP Tutorial that I had bookmarked isn't working right now.

The problem?  Something to do with PHP: I think.

http://www.freewebmasterhelp.com/tutorials/phpmysql/1

Warning: fopen(http://xml.amazon.com/onca/xml3?locale=&dev-t=D37FFQXOC3MRYZ&f=xml&KeywordSearch=php+mysql&mode=books&page=1&t=freewebmaster-20&type=lite& [function.fopen]: failed to open stream: HTTP request failed! HTTP/1.1 503 Service Temporarily Unavailable in /home/gowans/public_html/fwh/amazon/amazon_inc.php on line 108
Can't open socket for xml.amazon.com.

lmao

[Wrench]

they are obviously a good source

[Socks]

I don't even know what the fuck PHP even is, looks like gibberish to me so eh.

[Daddy]

I don't even know what the fuck PHP even is, looks like gibberish to me so eh.

Remember when Bassir redirected you to lemonparty?  He used an if else statement in PHP to do it.

This is how you know I didn't give you the error last night; I don't know PHP.

[superclucky]

Remember when Bassir redirected you to lemonparty?  He used an if else statement in PHP to do it.

This is how you know I didn't give you the error last night; I don't know PHP.

so he says

[ncba93ivyase]

Remember when Bassir redirected you to lemonparty?  He used an if else statement in PHP to do it.

This is how you know I didn't give you the error last night; I don't know PHP.

elif is better

[Ricky]

Not really ironic.

He's trying to connect to xml.amazon.com which is unavailable right now, or just doesn't exist at all.

[j o e i n c]

isnt php a drug

[ncba93ivyase]

isnt php a drug

pcp

[Gladjaframpf]

I like the thumbs up in their logo. You know it has to be reliable, because a disembodied hand with three fingers is giving it thumbs up!


And it looks like the problem is actually to do with them trying to use a deprecated amazon.com service, because I went to the URL in the error message and got this:

Amazon Ecommerce Web Service 3.0 has been deprecated after many years of useful service on March 31st 2008. Please upgrade to the Amazon Associates Web Service 4.0 as detailed in the migration guide. Please visit Amazon Associates Web Service Developer Forum for more information. If you came to this page from an RSS feed, visit Amazon's Product RSS Feeds page for an upgrade.

[Jester]

I like the thumbs up in their logo. You know it has to be reliable, because a disembodied hand with three fingers is giving it thumbs up!

Astute observation, asshole.

[Gladjaframpf]

Astute observation, asshole.

Thanks.

[Jester]

Thanks.

Welcome.