Good pickup lines

Himu · April 30, 2008, 08:04:35 PM

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Wrench · April 30, 2008, 08:17:54 PM

Sit down. Shut up. Give me a blow job.

Himu · April 30, 2008, 08:19:20 PM

i'm no fred flinstone, but I could make your bedrock

Samus Aran · April 30, 2008, 11:02:25 PM

hey if you go out with me i'll add you to my 5

The artist formally known · April 30, 2008, 11:08:00 PM

Quote from: Kaz on April 30, 2008, 11:02:25 PM
hey if you go out with me i'll add you to my 5

multiples of 4

me003 · May 01, 2008, 02:27:40 AM

Hey I bet if it were the 1800's you'd get raped looking that good.

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V · May 01, 2008, 06:25:25 AM

Quote from: General Socks on April 30, 2008, 07:03:12 PM
"So yeah that really is my picture on my iPhone, ahah, I look a mess, haha, you know I'm saying, like I feel you and, ahaha, so what's up." <------------------ Fucking Failure.

That was fucking awkward and hilarious.

Socks · May 01, 2008, 10:14:08 AM

Quote from: V on May 01, 2008, 06:25:25 AM
That was fucking awkward and hilarious.

Indeed, so terrible.

ncba93ivyase · May 01, 2008, 01:46:49 PM

Hi, I'm a Mac.

Commander Fuckass · May 01, 2008, 04:21:46 PM

Wanna try shrooms?

Good pickup lines

Himu

April 30, 2008, 08:04:35 PM #15

Wrench

April 30, 2008, 08:17:54 PM #16

Himu

April 30, 2008, 08:19:20 PM #17

Samus Aran

April 30, 2008, 11:02:25 PM #18

The artist formally known

April 30, 2008, 11:08:00 PM #19

me003

May 01, 2008, 02:27:40 AM #20

V

May 01, 2008, 06:25:25 AM #21

Socks

May 01, 2008, 10:14:08 AM #22

ncba93ivyase

May 01, 2008, 01:46:49 PM #23

Commander Fuckass

May 01, 2008, 04:21:46 PM #24