So my dog's peeing blood

[YPrrrr]

because she let a mut fuck her

I'm a mutt

[Pyrate]

because she let a mut fuck her

Dirty whore.

Also, my doggy and kitty are super.

[Commander Fuckass]

My pets are alive and doing well.

[Himu]

My cow isn't giving any more milk, my horse is doing okie, and my chickens produced their eggs for the day.

[Houdini]

My cow isn't giving any more milk, my horse is doing okie, and my chickens produced their eggs for the day.

You own a farm?

[Himu]

You own a farm?

Nope.  They all live in my garage.

[Himu]

You're full of shit.

You thought I was serious?

[Himu]

nope

thats why i said you're full of shit.

Well, no shit.

[Houdini]

But seriously, I think my unicorn has a stomach virus.

[FAMY2]

 I think my kelpie drowned.

[Socks]

I'm getting this breed of dog when I get older.

[Hensa]

tumbleweed


is just peachy.

[YPrrrr]

tumbleweed


is just peachy.

damn that thing's adorable

[Ezloﺕ]

time to get pads

[Ringo]

time to get pads

Why will I need pads?