I have braces (shh don't tell)

[Squirtlejazz]

I have huge right thumb.

[YPrrrr]

I wear a retainer that I wear at night. Sometimes.

[Juni]

I have no self esteem. 

[Full Metal Ryder]

I shot the sheriff.

[Norwegian Lesbians]

i have that singing shark as my myspace im background
i lol'd when i first saw it

[Selkie]

i have that singing shark as my myspace im background
i lol'd when i first saw it

I thought you were at a concert 

[Houdini]

I'm really bad at giving high-fives.

[[hedy]Zidone]

I don't like making physical contact with other people.

[FAMY2]

 I love looking people right in the eyes. They say so much.

[Lovefoxxx]

i mostly come out at night....mostly....

[Daddy]

My attraction to Clucky isn't a joke, you insensitive asswipes. 

[Selkie]

My attraction to Clucky isn't a joke, you insensitive asswipes. 

*slowly removes dong from cluckys but*

sorry James 

[Daddy]

but

[FAMY2]

My attraction to Clucky isn't a joke, you insensitive asswipes. 

I don't think of it as a joke. You should know that.   

[Daddy]

I don't think of it as a joke. You should know that.   

Yeah, I know. 
I think some people do though.