more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences

[Snorkel]

Okay, well, I just consumed maybe 10-15g of Kava Kava (with 40% Kavalactone extract added). I've done this stuff before, but have only gotten mellowing/relaxing/anti-anxiety affects out of it.

This time, however, IS AMAZING

Short summary of effects:
- When I move my head from place to place, everything in between the start and stop points seems like it's going lightspeed and is really blurry
- field of vision swims/slides a little
- walking is kind of hard... not like I'm dizzy, but distance judgement is just difficult
- long-range vision (more than 10ft) has decreased A LOT
- very slight nausea
- I feel warm
- very very mellow/relaxed
- enhanced appreciation of music

It seems like it would increase concentration/interest in things at hand, too, but I'm not sure.

Now, if you want to do this, get it at loveleafgarden.com (40% Kavalactone Extract Powder), it's about $10/ounce. Blend it with orange juice and drink it. It tastes foul, but once you get it down it's worth it.

So yeah, now I'm going to go walk around in circles and laugh at myself uncontrollably while listening to Thievery Corporation or something

[Daddy]

i love it when emotes randomly appear in your posts.

[Jester]

Yet again, we do not care to hear about your drug experiences, junkie.

[C.Mongler]

Yet again, we do not care to hear about your drug experiences, junkie.

I do 

[guff]

i now proceed to kiss jester's feet

[Feynman]

Yet again, we do not care to hear about your drug experiences, junkie.

[Pele]

How do you buy this shit without your parents caring? Haha

[Snorkel]

How do you buy this shit without your parents caring? Haha

I order lots of shit online, so they don't suspect anything when regular unmarked bubble envelopes arrive via USPS

Also I have a debit card and paypal so payment is easy

[Daddy]

I order lots of shit online, so they don't suspect anything when regular unmarked bubble envelopes arrive via USPS

Also I have a debit card and paypal so payment is easy

OH GOD YOU USE THE PROCEEDS TO GET HIGH.

[Socks]

How long does it take to deliver? (I mean the package).

[Snorkel]

How long does it take to deliver? (I mean the package).

3-4 days.

[Socks]

3-4 days.

So, just orange juice and that's it? Do you recommend more than 15g for a first timer? Also, how long does the effect last?

[Snorkel]

So, just orange juice and that's it? Do you recommend more than 15g for a first timer? Also, how long does the effect last?

I don't know if it was 15g... I just poured some of my bag into a cup of orange juice and blended it. Definitely don't try to eat it by itself, though. Do it on an empty stomach; try maybe 1/4 of an ounce your first time (about 7g). If that doesn't do much, do 12-14g.

Effects are wearing off now, which is a good hour and a half later. Not that long, but nice when you want to be fully coherent at some point later in the evening. 

[Nyerp]

Geeze Snorkel, can you go a day without getting high?

[Selkie]

also, where are your parents while you are wobbling in circles laughing uncontrollably lol

oh Snorkel. If I ever wanted to get high, i would want to with you, if that means anything