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OVERVIEW OF MY DAY

Started by ncba93ivyase, May 16, 2007, 06:03:36 PM

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First period: Cocks.

Second period: SUX

Third period: Got whooped at Warcraft III. For some reason, I was slow as hell.

Fourth: THE ONLY GOOD PART. (gtfo negroids that think I never talk to women powerofone; )

First off, we finished off some Will Smith movie. For the first half of the period, I spent my time playing Elite Beat Agents. My one friend (Ashley) gave me a hug before she'd never see me again (she's a senior(doubt she'd really miss me)), but forgot to have me sign her yearbook. Not that I cared, since I'd have nothing to write.

Then it was time for lunch, which sucked.

Well then, I headed back to fourth period after the bell rang (fourth is split up to squeeze lunch in). I got into the class, flipped open my DS, and started playing EBA. Well, my other friend (Christina, the annoying one who happens to be moving) brought her friend, Solana, into class. Apparently, this fiery-headed babe though my hair was bodacious for quite some time now, and wanted to get to know me better. People I know have told me she wanted to give me a "pseudo-makeover," to which  I  replied "DO NOT WANT" many times. She starts off with a "hey, Ronald," but I'm too involved in my sweet ass game to really pay attention. But I slap on sleep mode and reply with a "hey." I'd seen her in the halls before, but I had no idea this was Solana. I must say, I was drawn into her beastliness. I'd jump her bones in an instant.

But I get a bad reply. "Have you been looking at me? Everytime I see you in the hall, you look at me and look away quick." My long hair couldn't halp cover my eyes completely, it seemed. Just one.

"Ahh, no. No. I've noticed you once or twice, but that's about it." A shitty lie.

"Well, we said 'hi' to you in the hall today. Why didn't you say anything back?" We? Who else was there?

"Erm, well, I guess I didn't pay any attention. I rarely ever listen."

And that was it. My last day of normal classes, and possibly my last chance to ever see this girl. I could've easily gotten with her, but I was too nervous. Fuck it. As she got to the door, I tackled her, ripped her pants off, and stuck it in her pooper.

Then from around my corner, my momma says "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for the cab and when it came near, the licenseplate said "FRESH" and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget yo' home in Bel-Air.

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later." Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Feynman

I saw half of An Inconvenient Truth in class today. caterpie;

Pele

How much time did you spend thinking that up? psyduck;

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Pele on May 16, 2007, 06:07:44 PM
How much time did you spend thinking that up? psyduck;
Pretty much all of it was real. psyduck;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Blaze-Senpai

The ending was pretty much expected v;

But it sounds pretty boring overall.

MARIOMANIAC21

 Ilike the pooper part  caterpie;

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Blaziken Prince on May 16, 2007, 06:11:16 PM
The ending was pretty much expected v;

But it sounds pretty boring overall.
Except I had a chance with a girl pretty much all year, and when I finally meet her, I perform poorly. Hell, I at least hope she hands me a note tomorrow after lunch. (Really hoping she's not exempt from fourth period exam...)

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Blaze-Senpai

Quote from: Lawlz on May 16, 2007, 06:13:23 PM
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on May 16, 2007, 06:11:16 PM
The ending was pretty much expected v;

But it sounds pretty boring overall.
Except I had a chance with a girl pretty much all year, and when I finally meet her, I perform poorly. Hell, I at least hope she hands me a note tomorrow after lunch. (Really hoping she's not exempt from fourth period exam...)
Think of it like this: Things happen.

Samus Aran

Must you always add a fake part and Bel-Air to your stories?  argh;

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Blaziken Prince on May 16, 2007, 06:16:20 PM
Think of it like this: Things happen.
I BELIEVE YOU MEAN SHIT.

SHIT THAT MADE ME LOSE EVEN MORE HOPE THAT I MAY ONE DAY FIND  A DECENT WOMAN.
Quote from: Kaz on May 16, 2007, 06:16:54 PM
Must you always add a fake part and Bel-Air to your stories?  argh;
I have to. Otherwise, people just say "lol u dunt tlk 2 grulz."

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Blaze-Senpai

Quote from: Lawlz on May 16, 2007, 06:17:50 PM
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on May 16, 2007, 06:16:20 PM
Think of it like this: Things happen.
I BELIEVE YOU MEAN SHIT.

SHIT THAT MADE ME LOSE EVEN MORE HOPE THAT I MAY ONE DAY FIND  A DECENT WOMAN.
There are more fish in the sea, I think anyway.

Feynman

Quote from: Kaz on May 16, 2007, 06:16:54 PM
Must you always add a fake part and Bel-Air to your stories?  argh;


It's Lawlz's life. What do you expect? He's trying to make it seem more exciting than it really is.

demonprince

all my classes sucked today except the last class, played sum Texas hold 'em, won some monies.  wub;

The artist formally known

I got to the hug part and stopped because I realized that your life sucks.

Except first period that involved "Cocks."

ncba93ivyase

Quote from: Reaper on May 16, 2007, 06:46:52 PM
I got to the hug part and stopped because I realized that your life sucks.

Except first period that involved "Cocks."
Doesn't exactly "suck," but nothing happens around here. There was supposed to be a shooting a few months ago, and I was really hoping it would happen to give this town some excitement. caterpie;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

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