Hi I'm theist

[Boyager]

Leave me alone.

[Boyager]

Leave me alone.

[Boyager]

god ur gay

[Boyager]

god ur gay

god was curious about homosexuality once, but he returned to hetereosexuality like, 5000 years ago. damn ur slow.

[Boyager]

god ur gay

He's a theist, leave him alone.

[Boyager]

leave jebus alone

[Boyager]

What should you do if you find an Atheist?

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

[Boyager]

Atheism and Theism don't exist because it denies the rule of i before e except after c

[Boyager]

Atheism and Theism don't exist because it denies the rule of i before e except after c

yet you spare polytheism such a fate

go back to your egyptians you swine

[Boyager]

yet you spare polytheism such a fate

go back to your egyptians you swine

They all don't exist.  Gosh, you can be so dumb sometimes.

[Boyager]

They all don't exist.  Gosh, you can be so dumb sometimes.

your head can be really fat sometimes and i hate you because you're mean

[Boyager]

yet you spare polytheism such a fate

go back to your egyptians you swine

I'm pretty sure polytheism is included under theism.

[Boyager]

your head can be really fat sometimes and i hate you because you're mean

I'm mean because the mean of your height is 4'11 = 4+11 = 15 = 7.5

[Boyager]

I'm pretty sure polytheism is included under theism.

yeah well shut up you stupidface

I'm mean because the mean of your height is 4'11 = 4+11 = 15 = 7.5

what the hell

that didn't even make sense

[Boyager]

yeah well shut up you stupidface

what the hell

that didn't even make sense

Reminds me of that 23 movie where he does all this pointless math