this is my most favorite thing

[YPrrrr]

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

[Ezloﺕ]

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

they also suck

[YPrrrr]

they also suck

Aside from the streudel, I'd agree

[j o e i n c]

Aside from the streudel, I'd agree

I LOVE DOORBELLS

[Pyrate]

I shoot geese in my backyard.

[Feynman]

thanks for telling us but we're experiencing better euphoria with video games

[YPrrrr]

I LOVE DOORBELLS

My friends like them a lot too. I don't get why they love ding-dong ditching so much though

I shoot geese in my backyard.

Can you make me a pillow? meaty cocks

[Selkie]

Sounds interesting, I might actually try it if it weren't for what my parents would say about package coming when they didn't order anything, my feeling that I would feel like a scumbag, my paranoid idea that any minor drug will permanently altar the way I think, and the simple fact that I don't really need drugs to be happy.

[Snorkel]

Sounds interesting, I might actually try it if it weren't for what my parents would say about package coming when they didn't order anything, my feeling that I would feel like a scumbag, my paranoid idea that any minor drug will permanently altar the way I think, and the simple fact that I don't really need drugs to be happy.

strange and irrational lines of thought, but okay

[Houdini]

Are you sure these guys are trustworthy? You never know who's out to burn you.

[Snorkel]

Are you sure these guys are trustworthy? You never know who's out to burn you.

What, the website? Definitely trustworthy. I've bought from a few different vendors, and this one multiple times, and he definitely has the highest quality stuff. I think it's one guy (Scott) running it, who I've talked to via email. He seems nice.

[Houdini]

What, the website? Definitely trustworthy. I've bought from a few different vendors, and this one multiple times, and he definitely has the highest quality stuff. I think it's one guy (Scott) running it, who I've talked to via email. He seems nice.

just checking. When buying drugs, it always pays to know thine dealer.

[Socks]

Sounds interesting, but it's kind of expensive, and from the sounds of it, it takes a lot to get high. I'd really like to try it sometime if I can find a way to get around my parents when ordering it.

Pre paid credit cards, got a Radio Shack near you?

[Snorkel]

Sounds interesting, but it's kind of expensive, and from the sounds of it, it takes a lot to get high. I'd really like to try it sometime if I can find a way to get around my parents when ordering it.

$10 on that site for a gram of the Ultra Enhanced Indo stuff. That'll get you plenty high; compare it to a dime of weed which will usually be bit less than a full gram and of shitty quality. And lung hurty.

[Snorkel]

Yeah, that sounds like a great buy. I only looked at the Thai Kratom, which was $19 a gram. Is the Thai Kratom worth the extra bucks?

No, you misread. The Thai variety is $19/ounce. That's about 28g, and you need 5-10g (varies a lot per peson on that stuff) to get a decent high. So I guess it's a bit more economical, but it's annoying because you have to take more at once (and trust me, getting 10g of kratom down is not a culinary adventure you want to have).

Also, the Thai variety is less of a full-featured kratom strand. It's very mellow... in fact, the times I've tried it, I hardly got any stimulation, and just pure relaxation/anti-anxiety. If that's what you want, go for it -- it's still good kratom. I recommend the UEI, though, because you have to take 1/10 the amount to feel effects, and it's more "full spectrum" because they saturate it with more of the alkaloids that produce all the various effects.

If you want to try the stuff, just get a gram of UEI and see if you like it. If you do, you can try the Thai stuff, but you'll be disappointed.

One thing to note: never ever ever ever ever ever buy Bali kratom. It all comes from one or two fields and is shitty and awful.