this is my most favorite thing

[Snorkel]

I feel amazing right now. It's incomparable to most things I've ever felt; almost complete euphoria. Not mind-numbing blow-you-away type euphoria, but just... gentle and fluffy bliss.

I've achieved this through kratom, which is probably the best drug I've ever taken. It's pretty inexpensive, completely legal, non-addictive, and just... so good. This even tops marijuana, because I don't feel completely destroyed, and there's no lingering paranoia or anything, and it's legal.

My point here is that legal ethnobotanicals (organic drugs) have amazing potential, and if you feel like you want to try OD'ing on codeine or something but don't want to risk killing yourself for the high, this is the answer.

I know many of you have the opinion that mind-altering substances are simply bad and should not be used, and that's fine, but I don't really feel like this is altering my mind. I'm completely lucid, but I feel fucking amazing. And it's a very complicated "amazing"... sedated, stimulated, euphoric, peaceful...

If you want to try it, check out http://loveleafgarden.com. The guy who runs it gets some good stuff; go to the Herbs section and look at Thai Kratom or Ultra Enhanced Indo. 6-10 grams of the former will get you a nice high, while only 1g of the latter is necessary. WARNING: if you do try kratom, don't try to double the dose the second time you try it for a better high, because kratom is not open-ended. There's a very, very fine line that separates a beautiful high and awful nausea.

My intention here is to tell you about this wonderful thing. It's the best pick-me-up ever, and mellow enough that you can do it anytime, anywhere, which is why I like it so much. I could do it at school and still be completely able to do anything, and feel great about it in the mean time.

Oh, also, if you want to get into this stuff, I highly recommend using the site I suggested. DON'T use eBay, the vendors there typically have cheap and horribly impotent stuff. "Good deals" mean bad quality, almost all the time.

[me003]

I would like to try this, but the whole having to order it is a set-back.
I'll stick with E.

[Snorkel]

I would like to try this, but the whole having to order it is a set-back.
I'll stick with E.

I guess if you don't have your own debit card and/or PayPal account and don't want your parents to know (which I assume is the case), it would be hard. I pay through PayPal, and the packages the stuff comes in is about as discreet as you can get.

[me003]

I guess if you don't have your own debit card and/or PayPal account and don't want your parents to know (which I assume is the case), it would be hard. I pay through PayPal, and the packages the stuff comes in is about as discreet as you can get.

Yea, you nailed the hammer on the head?

[Daphnia]

I like how you felt the need to tell Boyeh about it.

[Samus Aran]

I like how you felt the need to tell Boyeh about it.

yeah i think sometimes people make threads about stuff they want to tell us about

i dunno though

[Snorkel]

I like how you felt the need to tell Boyeh about it.

I actually think 50% of the desire to tell you about it can be attributed to the drug, because it allegedly greatly increases the desire to be social and talk to people, but I've never done it around people so I don't know how true that is.

[V]

You have piqued my interest.

[Hensa]

how is it used? 

[Socks]

You have piqued my interest.

If I order it you better join me in taking a dab at it.

[guff]

how is it used? 

by buying it and then telling everyone that you have some

[Title27GT]

I feel like this is one of those things that could make someone in middle school really popular

[FullmetalGanon]

I want to try. :'(

[NOA_Haunted]

How do you get it into your body?

[Snorkel]

On the "how is it used" questions, you eat it or put it in gel caps. If you order the Ultra Enhanced Indo stuff like I'm telling you to, and you have a bottle of beeswax supplement or something, just open one of the gel caps (the ends pull apart easily), empty the contents, and fill 2-3 caps with the kratom powder. Ultra Enhanced Indo is desirable because only 1 to 1.5 grams will get you a great high. Again, I warn you, don't try to do more than that, because you'll likely just start throwing up.

If you don't have any gel caps at your disposal, you can mix the stuff with pretty much anything and eat it. Applesauce works nicely.

MAJOR NOTE: Do not consume on a full stomach. This is for two reasons: one, if you accidentally take too much, you won't have anything to vomit. Two, if you're full of food and stick the kratom in there, it's going to take a long time to release and you won't get nearly the full effects, and if you have a fatty food in your stomach you'll probably get close to none. It takes 4-5 hours for food to empty out of the stomach and get into the small intestine, so I'd recommend eating a light dinner and waiting 4 hours, mixing your kratom with a small amount of applesauce (I've also heard spreading it on toast with honey is nice), and eating it.

If you happen to have grapefruit juice available, chase the kratom with a glass or two of that. It is supposedly a great enhancer, but I've never had any to try.

Another note: even if it's in powder form (which it should be and will be if you order from that site), kratom does not mix with water very well, so don't try. You'll probably just end up hating the taste and wasting powder on the side of the glass, etc.

In case anyone was wondering, what kratom actually does is stimulate the mu-opioid receptors, which are the same things that opium and its derivatives (codeine, morphine, heroin) affect. Kratom's effects are often compared to hydrocodone or other mild opiates... but again, it's all-natural and definitely not addictive at all.