guff's autographing service

[V]

I want mines, Guff. 

[guff]

I want mines, Guff. 

i need to see some money first this is a business for crying out loud 

They were selling these on the corner.
-~*<fluffles>*~-

WTH?

clearly a forgery made by someone who's living in the past

[guff]

for v:

v, always believe in yourself and you can accomplish anything

--guff

[V]

for v:

v, always believe in yourself and you can accomplish anything

--guff

i paid 2000 for this shit? 

you're a fraud i say

[guff]

i paid 2000 for this shit? 

you're a fraud i say

no refunds

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'll give you 1000 luts
what would i get

[guff]

i'll give you 1000 luts
what would i get

turned away

[Kalahari Inkantation]

turned away

1500

[guff]

1500

a hyphen and two letters of your choosing

[guff]

i'm a starving artist

[V]

i'm a starving artist

Your work is not worth the prices you demand. 

[guff]

Your work is not worth the prices you demand. 

do you know how small my profit margins are
i wouldn't expect you to understand 

[V]

do you know how small my profit margins are
i wouldn't expect you to understand 

what are you trying to say, chief? 

[guff]

what are you trying to say, chief? 

i'm saying that you don't know what it's like to be a working man supporting a family of fourteen children

[V]

i'm saying that you don't know what it's like to be a working man supporting a family of fourteen children

you're right, i don't. 


good luck with that