I like those children books that are like

[Daddy]

One day  Doodthing went to the store with  Doodella and they got robbed by a  negro.

[FAMY2]

 Make a Boyah bedtime story.

[Wrench]

oh god I lol'd for some raisin

[NOA_Haunted]

And those ones that you press the pictures on the side and they make noises.

[famy]

and then you sell them for $11.95 each and make a fortune ya

[Commander Fuckass]

turn to page ## to see what happens next

[Himu]

I like the choose your own adventure books.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lift the flaps

[Cookie]

Pop up books are the best, sometimes you might get a pop up dildo, other times you get some ugly cat.

[Feynman]

AND THEN IT HAS THOSE BUTTONS ON THE SIDES THAT YOU CAN PRESS FOR NOISES

YES

[Kalahari Inkantation]

AND THEN IT HAS THOSE BUTTONS ON THE SIDES THAT YOU CAN PRESS FOR NOISES

YES

I had two of those. The one that I liked the most never worked. :[

[Hiro]

and the thing where you pull the lever and it spins on a wheel and says "A chicken goes 'cluck! cluck!'"

[Hensa]

whenever i cant sleep, i call Kaz and ask him to tell me a bedtime story about Woodstock.

its the best ever.

[Daddy]

and the thing where you pull the lever and it spins on a wheel and says "A chicken goes 'cluck! cluck!'"

CLUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKy

[Daddy]

whenever i cant sleep, i call Kaz and ask him to tell me a bedtime story about Woodstock.

its the best ever.

Does he tell you one?