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Full Metal Ryder

April 03, 2008, 09:35:52 PM #150
Quote from: V on April 03, 2008, 09:31:21 PM
Here's how it went:

You jacked off, ejaculated, then came and told us the opposite.

Fag.
baddood;

Full Metal Ryder

April 03, 2008, 09:42:10 PM #151
Oh yeah, forgot to tell you guys, I hadn't ever had an orgasm, so I got an erection, and tried to rape my dog.But the dog kept fighting it, so I didn't try to masturbate until later that night, where I had my first orgasm, and my first ejaculation.

Daddy

April 03, 2008, 10:00:54 PM #152
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me003

April 03, 2008, 10:38:46 PM #153
Quote from: Vyse of the Blue Rogues on April 03, 2008, 09:30:21 PM
Yeah, I was kind of hoping I was a fag.
Stop being a pussy; I bet you I could wank off to guys, you fagit.
Quote from: reefer on November 29, 2007, 11:32:08 PM
No offense to her but she kinda doesn't know crap about shit

ncba93ivyase

April 03, 2008, 10:42:27 PM #154
Quote from: Socks on April 03, 2008, 04:23:54 PM
I'm pretty sure it's not that simple, I was always under the impression that most sexual content of any nature would trigger a natural and uncontrollable response down below. It doesn't mean you're necessarily gay or bisexual, just human.
I can agree with this.

You might see a fat woman spread her ass cheeks and your penis will get longer but not exactly hard.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Nyerp

April 04, 2008, 12:29:11 PM #155
Quote from: Vyse of the Blue Rogues on April 03, 2008, 09:42:10 PM
Oh yeah, forgot to tell you guys, I hadn't ever had an orgasm, so I got an erection, and tried to rape my dog.But the dog kept fighting it, so I didn't try to masturbate until later that night, where I had my first orgasm, and my first ejaculation.


what

Kalahari Inkantation

April 04, 2008, 01:41:36 PM #156
Quote from: Socks on April 03, 2008, 05:13:37 PM
You can't jack off with you're brother there, what kind of brothers are you?

I would never, ever watch porn with a family member in the room. Not even my bird. Hell, I'm reluctant to even use it when they stare over my shoulder. doodthing;

Socks

April 04, 2008, 07:26:41 PM #157
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on April 04, 2008, 01:41:36 PM
I would never, ever watch porn with a family member in the room. Not even my bird. Hell, I'm reluctant to even use it when they stare over my shoulder.


I don't see that the big deal about watching porn with your brother, cousin etc... is. Some day you'll have to look at another man's penis as you fuck a slut, might as well get used to it.

Bushy

April 04, 2008, 07:32:44 PM #158
You can't be jacking off, then go flaccid.

It's official, you are a faggot.
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Tomboh

April 04, 2008, 07:36:37 PM #159
oh god youre going to come and rape me now arent you >.<

Full Metal Ryder

April 04, 2008, 09:07:37 PM #160
Quote from: Bushybrow on April 04, 2008, 07:32:44 PM
You can't be jacking off, then go flaccid.

It's official, you are a faggot.
not completely flacid, I just meant it wouldn't stay SUPER hard. Once I started thinking about women, I could though.

ME##

April 06, 2008, 12:11:19 PM #161
Quote from: Classic on April 06, 2008, 12:00:21 PM
faggot

i lol'd.


Quote from: Tomboh on April 04, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
oh god youre going to come and rape me now arent you >.<

i'm planning on do that tonight.

Classic

April 06, 2008, 12:13:38 PM #162
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE WHEN I CAME OUT


...except I wasn't in denial.

Daddy

April 06, 2008, 12:14:53 PM #163
OH MY GOD, I'M STILL STRAIGHT.

ME##

April 06, 2008, 12:16:33 PM #164
OH MY GOD, I'M STILL SOMETHING.
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