boyah ?true confessions?

[ncba93ivyase]

i eat asparagus a lot because i like how it makes my pee smell

when nobody's around i sometimes spit on things just to hear how it sounds (i haven't done this in a while)

i almost got my willy sucked in a stairwell 3 years ago but i was too scared to accept

[Daddy]

sucked by whom

[strongbad]

ew that's the reason i don't eat asparagus

[??????]

when going to to the gym i neglect all conventional parts of the body to exercise and focus on my ass
not my thighs or calves but my ass only
women never understand

i don't have any interesting confessions :'(

[snoorkel]

nice thread