today sucked

[Feynman]

It was a pretty normal day, but when I walked into the locker room and tried to find my lock, it wasn't on my locker. I go talk to the nigger who's supposed to be in charge of this shit, and he's just sitting in the corner, possibly high on heroin. His eyes were red and half-closed, his mouth was pretty wide open, and he was staring into space. I go ask him "hey yo nigga ma lock is missing" and he goes "man whateva".

So I was "unprepared" that gym period and so I had to buy a new lock.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

You don't have the balls to say to a black guy

[Socks]

What kind of lock did you buy?

[Feynman]

What kind of lock did you buy?

you can only use school locks

which are standard school-lock masterlocks, except they're much thicker and heavier than normal ones

[Selkie]

It's extremely easy to get into a masterlock.

Next time put a motion sensor bomb on it

[Feynman]

It's extremely easy to get into a masterlock.

Next time put a motion sensor bomb on it

Nobody does these things. I'm pretty sure I just left it unlocked or something.

And yes, I may implement one. There are a few other sand niggers here that can help me out, too.

[Selkie]

Nobody does these things. I'm pretty sure I just left it unlocked or something.

And yes, I may implement one. There are a few other sand niggers here that can help me out, too.

my idiot friend actually took 2 of the 3 tumblers out of his, and so it opens on one single number, and he's constantly complaining about people breaking in lol.

[Feynman]

Sometimes I forget to reset my lock (twisting clockwise three times) and so it's possible to open the lock with a mere twist clockwise and a tug. But whatever, I'm also changing my locker, it ain't safe near the fat white guy.