While all my classmates are having the time of their lives at prom on friday

[V]

IVE BEEN GIVING THAT EXACT RESPONSE AT NSIDER FOR YEARS AND NO ONE HAD EVER EVEN REPLYED TO IT FUCK YOU

That's because no one cared for you at Nsider. 

[Sam]

Maybe I should get loaded and crash the prom this year just for kicks.

at mine they keep a breathalyzer ready at the door. Way to ruin the moment, I know.

[Houdini]

at mine they keep a breathalyzer ready at the door. Way to ruin the moment, I know.

Your school's proms suck so much.

[Socks]

Your school's proms suck so much.

Next she's going to say they check for ID's and run biometric scans, corny.

[Sam]

Next she's going to say they check for ID's and run biometric scans, corny.

You need to fill out a paper with all that ID crap if you're bringing someone from out of school.

[Houdini]

Next she's going to say they check for ID's and run biometric scans, corny.

And they hire an animal specialist to shoot people with tranquilizer darts if they get too frisky.

[Socks]

And they hire an animal specialist to shoot people with tranquilizer darts if they get too frisky.

Not to mention the fashion Nazi's who only allow a 50's dress code.

[Houdini]

Not to mention the fashion Nazi's who only allow a 50's dress code.

And to top it off, the only kind of dancing allowed is  square dancing.

[Socks]

And to top it off, the only kind of dancing allowed is  square dancing.

And that folks is what's known as a shitty prom.

[Sam]

Your school's proms suck so much.

Doesn't matter cause you're still going with me. <3

[Houdini]

Doesn't matter cause you're still going with me. <3

Do they make the guys wear tuxes? If so, you're paying for mine.

[Sam]

Do they make the guys wear tuxes? If so, you're paying for mine.

Don't worry, I'll steal one for you.

[Title27GT]

Don't worry, I'll steal one for you.

ew
dont wear it houdini

[Sam]

ew
dont wear it houdini

Actually, the only ones I'd be able to steal would be way too small or (I think) way too big. So nevermind, I'll buy one.

[Houdini]

Don't worry, I'll steal one for you.

Make sure it's really expensive. Preferably something made with the skin of an endangered species.

Actually, the only ones I'd be able to steal would be way too small or (I think) way too big. So nevermind, I'll buy one.

You can't just shoplift from Tuxedo Depot?