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JMV, you a straight bitch nigga

Started by Full Metal Ryder, March 29, 2008, 04:15:08 PM

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Full Metal Ryder

March 29, 2008, 04:15:08 PM
How come when somethin be goin wrong on here an shit, u just tell bassir to do it?

be a fuckin man and do dat shit yoself onc in a whil nigga

strongbad

March 29, 2008, 04:16:34 PM #1
yeah seriously jmv baddood;
what are you talking about

ncba93ivyase

March 29, 2008, 04:17:26 PM #2
JMV wants to be a computer scientist (lmao) so he should know simple stuff like this.

i don't know much about the internets, just osx

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Daddy

March 29, 2008, 04:17:45 PM #3

Full Metal Ryder

March 29, 2008, 04:18:27 PM #4

ncba93ivyase

March 29, 2008, 04:19:22 PM #5
Quote from: JMV on March 29, 2008, 04:17:45 PM
http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic.php?id=25090&replies=1#post-181287
Quotejmv290 Member

March 29th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

Thanks, sorry about that.

Bet you feel dumb

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Daddy

March 29, 2008, 04:21:51 PM #6
Quote from: Lawlz on March 29, 2008, 04:19:22 PM
Bet you feel dumb
Code Select
<title>THERE IS NOTHING HERE, SIR    &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;        hoh, 404</title><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html>
<head>
    <title>404</title>
    <style type="text/css">
    body{
font-weight:bold;
font-family:Verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;
text-align:center;
font-size:50px;
color:#000000;
background-color:#cccccc;
font-variant:none;
    }
    </style>
    <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript">
var numFours = randBetween(30,50);
var velocities = new Array(numFours);
//haha! you mustn't resize the window... for now...
var w,h;
if (typeof(window.innerWidth)=="number"){
w = window.innerWidth;
h = window.innerHeight;
}else{//hey guys must be ie hurr;
w = document.documentElement.clientWidth;
h = document.documentElement.clientHeight;
}
   
    function fourOhSpam (){
var fontSMax = 200;
var fontSMin = 20;


        for (i = 0; i < numFours; i++){
var tFour = document.createElement("div");
var fsize = randBetween(fontSMin,fontSMax);
tFour.style.position="absolute";
tFour.style.color="rgb("+randColor()+
", "+randColor()+
", "+randColor()+")";
            tFour.style.fontSize=fsize+"px";
            tFour.style.zIndex=1;
tFour.innerHTML = "404";
tFour.setAttribute("id","four"+i);
document.body.appendChild(tFour);
            var fwidth = tFour.offsetWidth;
            var fheight = tFour.offsetHeight;
tFour.style.top=randBetween(0,h-fheight)+"px";
tFour.style.left=randBetween(0,w-fwidth)+"px";
velocities[i]=new Array(2);
velocities[i][0]=randBetween(-20,20);
velocities[i][1]=randBetween(-20,20);
        }
        setTimeout("processSpam()",100);
    }
   
    function randColor(){
return randBetween(0,16)*16;
    }
   
    function randBetween(min, max){
return min+Math.round(Math.random()*(max-min));
    }
   
    function processSpam(){//welcome to uglyville. population: this
for (i = 0; i < numFours; i++){
var aFour = document.getElementById("four"+i);
var newLeft=velocities[i][0]+parseInt(aFour.style.left);
var newTop=velocities[i][1]+parseInt(aFour.style.top);
if (newLeft + aFour.offsetWidth > w){
var tmp = w - (newLeft + aFour.offsetWidth);
newLeft+=2*tmp;
velocities[i][0]*=-1;
}
if (newTop + aFour.offsetHeight > h){
var tmp = h - (newTop + aFour.offsetHeight);
newTop+=2*tmp;
velocities[i][1]*=-1;
}
if (newLeft <0){
var tmp = 0 - newLeft;
newLeft+=2*tmp;
velocities[i][0]*=-1;
}
if (newTop <0){
var tmp = 0 - newTop;
newTop+=2*tmp;
velocities[i][1]*=-1;
}
aFour.style.left=newLeft+"px";
aFour.style.top=newTop+"px";
}
        setTimeout("processSpam()",100);
    }
    </script>
</head>
<body onload="fourOhSpam();">
<div style="z-index:500;position:relative;text-decoration:blink;"><font color="white">oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer</font></div>
</body>
</html>

ncba93ivyase

March 29, 2008, 04:58:13 PM #7
Quote from: JMV on March 29, 2008, 04:21:51 PM
Code Select
<title>THERE IS NOTHING HERE, SIR    &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;        hoh, 404</title><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html>
<head>
    <title>404</title>
    <style type="text/css">
    body{
font-weight:bold;
font-family:Verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;
text-align:center;
font-size:50px;
color:#000000;
background-color:#cccccc;
font-variant:none;
    }
    </style>
    <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript">
var numFours = randBetween(30,50);
var velocities = new Array(numFours);
//haha! you mustn't resize the window... for now...
var w,h;
if (typeof(window.innerWidth)=="number"){
w = window.innerWidth;
h = window.innerHeight;
}else{//hey guys must be ie hurr;
w = document.documentElement.clientWidth;
h = document.documentElement.clientHeight;
}
   
    function fourOhSpam (){
var fontSMax = 200;
var fontSMin = 20;


        for (i = 0; i < numFours; i++){
var tFour = document.createElement("div");
var fsize = randBetween(fontSMin,fontSMax);
tFour.style.position="absolute";
tFour.style.color="rgb("+randColor()+
", "+randColor()+
", "+randColor()+")";
            tFour.style.fontSize=fsize+"px";
            tFour.style.zIndex=1;
tFour.innerHTML = "404";
tFour.setAttribute("id","four"+i);
document.body.appendChild(tFour);
            var fwidth = tFour.offsetWidth;
            var fheight = tFour.offsetHeight;
tFour.style.top=randBetween(0,h-fheight)+"px";
tFour.style.left=randBetween(0,w-fwidth)+"px";
velocities[i]=new Array(2);
velocities[i][0]=randBetween(-20,20);
velocities[i][1]=randBetween(-20,20);
        }
        setTimeout("processSpam()",100);
    }
   
    function randColor(){
return randBetween(0,16)*16;
    }
   
    function randBetween(min, max){
return min+Math.round(Math.random()*(max-min));
    }
   
    function processSpam(){//welcome to uglyville. population: this
for (i = 0; i < numFours; i++){
var aFour = document.getElementById("four"+i);
var newLeft=velocities[i][0]+parseInt(aFour.style.left);
var newTop=velocities[i][1]+parseInt(aFour.style.top);
if (newLeft + aFour.offsetWidth > w){
var tmp = w - (newLeft + aFour.offsetWidth);
newLeft+=2*tmp;
velocities[i][0]*=-1;
}
if (newTop + aFour.offsetHeight > h){
var tmp = h - (newTop + aFour.offsetHeight);
newTop+=2*tmp;
velocities[i][1]*=-1;
}
if (newLeft <0){
var tmp = 0 - newLeft;
newLeft+=2*tmp;
velocities[i][0]*=-1;
}
if (newTop <0){
var tmp = 0 - newTop;
newTop+=2*tmp;
velocities[i][1]*=-1;
}
aFour.style.left=newLeft+"px";
aFour.style.top=newTop+"px";
}
        setTimeout("processSpam()",100);
    }
    </script>
</head>
<body onload="fourOhSpam();">
<div style="z-index:500;position:relative;text-decoration:blink;"><font color="white">oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer</font></div>
</body>
</html>
I don't get it

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Daddy

March 29, 2008, 04:59:40 PM #8
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