all my friends are going to try smoking tonight.

[Sam]

Basically it goes something like this, you're impaired due to drugs, I take advantage of you sexually, I then use your credit card to pay you money because I'm feeling slightly guilty. And now you've killed the joke, congrats.

keep in mind she's holding a gun. You probably wouldn't get very far with your violation, even when she is impaired.

[Hermione Granger]

Basically it goes something like this, you're impaired due to drugs, I take advantage of you sexually, I then use your credit card to pay you money because I'm feeling slightly guilty. And now you've killed the joke, congrats.

how is using her own credit card paying her money in any way?

MAYBE I'M JUST MISSING THE JOKE.

[Socks]

the first tme I smoked, I honestly felt almost nothing. I guess I can understand why people cough, because my lungs did kind of feel the urge, but I certainly wasn't choking.

Smoking's not worth it for the cost alone, if you ask me. The thought of spending $20-50 a week on cigarettes scares me more than cancer.

What, you did not get the nicotine high or buzz a first time smoker gets? Either you were smoking weak shitty cigs, not doing it properly or you're just a beast. Also, I smoke but one pack usually lasts me two weeks or so.

[ncba93ivyase]

how is using her own credit card paying her money in any way?

MAYBE I'M JUST MISSING THE JOKE.

Maybe Socks is just retarded.

[Socks]

keep in mind she's holding a gun. You probably wouldn't get very far with your violation, even when she is impaired.

Have you ever taken LSD and Shrooms? I'm pretty sure I could have my way.

how is using her own credit card paying her money in any way?

It's not, hence retarded, hence comedic, hence illogical, hence you're taking thing too literally.

[Sam]

What, you did not get the nicotine high or buzz a first time smoker gets? Either you were smoking weak shitty cigs, not doing it properly or you're just a beast. Also, I smoke but one pack usually lasts me two weeks or so.

I got no buzz at all the first time. A few othertimes I've felt it though. Maybe it has something to do with being around second-hand. I was in 7th grade my first time.

And the whole money thing was mostly referring to my grammy who smoked, at the very least, a pack a day up  until a few years ago. 

[superclucky]

how is using her own credit card paying her money in any way?

MAYBE I'M JUST MISSING THE JOKE.

I ALSO MISSED THE JOKE.

[Socks]

I ALSO MISSED THE JOKE.

Shocking.

[superclucky]

Shocking.

socks make another joke that i won't understand

[ncba93ivyase]

ALSO IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DOING IT IT MUST BE A HUGE CONGREGATION OR YOU SEVERELY LACK FRIENDS

ENJOY BEING LONELY, MAGET

[Socks]

socks make another joke that i won't understand

Shouldn't be too hard.

[Title27GT]

Maybe Socks is just retarded.

I came to that conclusion shortly after he joined.

[Socks]

I came to that conclusion shortly after he joined.

Sadly I knew about you before I even joined.

[Daphnia]

SEX FOR MONAAAAAAY

GOOD FOR THE ECONOMAAAAAAAAY

[Daphnia]

Shut up, that doesn't rhyme.