so the strangest thing today

[The artist formally known]

No reaper, those were penis-warmers.

oh i just used them to masterbait into lol

[Wrench]

oh i just used them to masterbait into lol

i lol'd

My school doesn't give me anything, but headaches

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i think elementary mathematics education but that's it

[Pyrate]

actually it looked a lot like this
(not my school or anyone i know fyi, just a video of some schools parking lot and shaving cream, like my school)

Hopefully this won't become a nationwide practice.

[ncba93ivyase]

Hopefully this won't become a nationwide practice.

I would hope it does because I've never shaved and I have nasty little hairs on the underside of my jaw.

[Socks]

I would hope it does because I've never shaved and I have nasty little hairs on the underside of my jaw.

And you call yourself manly.

[C.Mongler]

There's this midget (k not really he's about 5"3) who works for the school and he follows students around with a video camera after school to try to catch them breaking rules. He ran across the street recording me and my friends for jaywalking and gave the video to the principal or someone and we got a detention the next day.
he is an asshole

If you're not in school how can you get a detention for jaywalking?

[Trini]

If you're not in school how can you get a detention for jaywalking?

In my district you can still get in trouble for things you do within like a mile of the school.

You can also get suspended if you fight at a bus stop, which can be miles upon miles away from the school.

[bluaki]

In my district you can still get in trouble for things you do within like a mile of the school.

...my house is by air a bit less than a mile away from my school.

[Samus Aran]

Deodorant in 4th grade. That's it.