so the strangest thing today

[C.Mongler]

so we (me and my buddy jeff who drives me home from school) were leaving school today and on the corner of my school where the front entrance and the parking lot meet, the school nurses and gym teachers were handing out free shaving cream. Shaving fucking cream. I have absolutely no idea why either, they had like a mountain of cases full of them too. So I take one and as does my friend, and walking out into the parking lot, I see exactly what I expect to see when you give the entire high school student body shaving cream. It was fucking everywhere. On the roads, on cars, on people. It was really fucking weird.

I wish I knew why they gave us shaving cream though. Anyone elses school do some weird ass shit like this?

[Luigi]

Do birth control pills fall under the category of "weird ass shit"?

[C.Mongler]

Do birth control pills fall under the category of "weird ass shit"?

If they're just passin em out on the street corner yeah.

[Daddy]

i wish my school gave me stuff

[Feynman]

I passed a room with some jumpy guy sticking half his body out of the room and he gave me a condom, and I saw some inside with a bucket-load of them.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

They gave us deodorant in 5th grade.

[Garahe]

There was a dead cat with its head sawed off in my schoolyard

[Socks]

My school gave out condoms but that's about it, they came in three flavors, cherry, grape and vanilla.

[Luigi]

My school gave out condoms but that's about it, they came in three flavors, cherry, grape and vanilla.

I don't understand flavored condoms.

Who's going to wear a condom while getting a blowjob 

[Socks]

I don't understand flavored condoms.

Who's going to wear a condom while getting a blowjob

I do not know, the only time I would get one from them is when I forgot to bring some to school, I used to keep one or two condoms in my wallet at all times.

[YPrrrr]

They gave us deodorant in 5th grade.

Same

[ncba93ivyase]

In fifth grade, all the girls got tampons.

Guys got nothing.

[Socks]

Guys got nothing.

We have a manly penis, thats always a win.

[Luigi]

We have a manly penis, thats always a win.

Even the word sounds manly.

"Penis"

[Daddy]

i still didn't get free stuff