Worry of the Day: Hot Topic

[One Man Freak Show]

Due to popular demand, I finally walked into every parent's nightmare: The popular mall store, Hot Topic.

When I walked in, I was welcomed by loud music, strange-looking people, and a ton of t-shirts with evil-looking characters like "Jack Skellington", "Jack Sparrow", and other people who may or may not have the first name of "Jack". The people asked if I needed help with anything, but I told them I could find everything on my own.

So I was browsing some shirts, some funny and some not funny, when I spot something horrible. Someone had their hair hanging over one eye. I just couldn't look. Hot Topic, the evil store that it is, is promoting bad vision caused by a hairstyle. I had the urge to fix it and tell the person that had it that it was bad, but I just thought "They're shopping in this evil store, so they deserve it anyways".

This is definitely something serious here that everyone should be concerned about. These poor people are losing 50% of their vision to Hot Topic and evil fads. We need to reach out to those people, tell them that their hair is bad, and tell them to fix it. The human eyes are much too precious to lose. How will they see anything out of that eye? Say some kid punched them in the face. They would go blind because they wouldn't be able to see out of either eye. Think of their eye doctor's. That must be a horrible sight for them, to see their patients with no eye vision in one eye.

Please people. Bad vision is NOT something we should have to deal with in this world, so let's tell the people to fix their hair for the sake of their eye. How would you feel if that were your own child, practically missing an eye? I'd feel like a terrible person for sure.

[V]

Nice, but where is the picture of the store? That always makes these more more interesting. Still good though.

[One Man Freak Show]

Nice, but where is the picture of the store? That always makes these more more interesting. Still good though.

Couldn't find any, actually. edumacate;

[The artist formally known]

Hot topic sells Nightmare before X-mas stuff.... the most over rated movie ever.

[superclucky]

DemonPrince shops at HotTopic for The NightMare before Chrismas stuff.  caterpie;

wut a loser

[CruelPleasure]

Hot topic sells Nightmare before X-mas stuff.... the most over rated movie ever.

I agree, kid's love it because they think they are scene kids for watching it.

[Lozal]

That's where I got my MCR shirt and my potato guy shirt. (GCD, you know what I'm talking about)

[demonprince]

DemonPrince shops at HotTopic for The NightMare before Chrismas stuff.  caterpie;

wut a loser

uh no, Spencer gifts

[superclucky]

DemonPrince shops at HotTopic for The NightMare before Chrismas stuff.  caterpie;

wut a loser

uh no, Spencer gifts

ya rite

[LCK]

Ah, shut the fuck up. It's just a god damn store.

Besides, where the hell else can a person find Trivium, Nothingface, Lamb of God, Opeth, CKY, Bleeding Through, and Disturbed shirts and shit all in the same place? Besides the damn internet.

As for the other stuff, don't worry about it. If you hate the place so much, just stay the fuck out.
And this sad attempt of what seems like humor, is just as I said, sad.

There is no popular demand for this, sir. So, please, no more of these.

[demonprince]

Ah, shut the fuck up. It's just a god damn store.

Besides, where the hell else can a person find Trivium, Nothingface, Lamb of God, Opeth, CKY, Bleeding Through, and Disturbed shirts and shit all in the same place? Besides the damn internet.

As for the other stuff, don't worry about it. If you hate the place so much, just stay the fuck out.
And this sad attempt of what seems like humor, is just as I said, sad.

There is no popular demand for this, sir. So, please, no more of these.

Spencer's  caterpie;

[LCK]

Ah, shut the fuck up. It's just a god damn store.

Besides, where the hell else can a person find Trivium, Nothingface, Lamb of God, Opeth, CKY, Bleeding Through, and Disturbed shirts and shit all in the same place? Besides the damn internet.

As for the other stuff, don't worry about it. If you hate the place so much, just stay the fuck out.
And this sad attempt of what seems like humor, is just as I said, sad.

There is no popular demand for this, sir. So, please, no more of these.

Spencer's  caterpie;

As far as music shit goes, Spencer's sucks. They may have a few things, but it's not a great selection.
I DO LOVE SPENCER'S THOUGH.