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your worst breakup

Started by prettygirl, March 23, 2008, 11:34:58 AM

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Socks

I do the dumping, and they all felt good, so I don't have one.

ME##

Quote from: Socks on March 23, 2008, 05:38:08 PM
I do the dumping, and they all felt good, so I don't have one.

Quote from: Houdini on March 23, 2008, 12:06:26 PM
You must have been such a caring boyfriend.

Socks


pringle positive

I've never had a girlfriend.

Squirtlejazz

Apparently she did it because I wouldn't put out. Oh well she got screwed over a 2 months later by her next lover interest.
iSnake

Samus Aran

I've never had a breakup.

Wrench

I got dumped over Myspace. :| :| :| :|

hotlikesauce.


Geno

Quote from: prettygirl on March 23, 2008, 11:46:51 AM
it just hurts that i wasn't good enough i guess..?
Good enough? You're fucking perfect in every way physically.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Daddy

I stabbed her and her parents.

i got acquitted though so its all cool

Wrench


The artist formally known

Quote from: Houdini on March 23, 2008, 11:52:17 AM
Not really. In middle school, boys horny and selfish, and not much else. They just want to get laid.
you mean middle school - college?

Houdini


Kalahari Inkantation

I've never been broken up with. baddood;

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