H-holy...

[Garahe]

I just had one of the most crazy-ass trippy dreams EVER.

It started off as a normal day. Everything was fine, until... HOLY SHIT, DINOSAURS IN MY BACKYARD? Also, The Birds. The birds of the neighborhood went batshit crazy and tried to attack me. I strangled a goose. And I barely avoided some MegaBirds from the Jurassic. So some more stuff happened at my house. And then I started playing a game I thought to be Brawl in my dream. But the characters were... strange. One of them was named Nessinkou, and had swords. As well as the ability to shoot lightning from his hands. Apparently, he did some fighting in our universe and then found the entrance to a mysterious negative world or someshit like that. He and his friends shot the place up, and were attacked by mutant versions of the Brawl roster. There was a gargoyle-esque, rocky Kirby. I am not making this up.

Anyways, there was a second group. I don't remember them that well, but I do know that I was a character in that group. Why? I have no idea. We had to find Nessinkou's group before something happened. So we went outside, which was now strangely devoid of dinsaurs and giant birds, and we randomly wandered as we had no idea how Nessinkou and his group entered the other world. Then we enter a megamart. On our trip through it I see several preggos. Wtf? I also see MASSIVE STACKS OF THINGS THAT ARE LIKELY COMPLETELY USELESS. ON TOP OF THE SHELVES. Anyways, somehow we leave the supermarket and get to a darkened street. Its fairly dark here, obviously, as its night. We find a house, and everyone feels the need to enter it. Turns out the houses key is sitting across the street. So we go in, and we see:

A darkened alleyway. With a light at the end. And several kiosks playing music offering nothing important. People are running around in the alley like this place has a small party in it. Looks like the first Kiosk has to do with babies. So we continue, unaware of anything in the future. As we get to the end of the alleyway we see... What the shit? A kiosk about Russia? Playing likely unfitting music and heavily laiden with garlic and onions? Hey, I think it had accurate info on it. Anyways, we passed through this Kiosk. And into someone's house. In fact we waltzed on through another kiosk. I don't remember what it was about, but after that one I found myself in a long hallway. This hallway was filled with tables with posters about music on them. There was also a music kiosk nearby, and a little box where if you touched the blue strip with the blue brush it plays Drum n' Bass. Anyways, this hallway changes significantly from the first entrance to the second one.

As I reach the end of this room (by jumping across the tables), I look in the hall and see a hallway. I go into that room and notice a stairway. I, starting to believe this is a dream, due to it's incandescent stupidity (Its simply burning with stupidity, and emitting more stupidity as a result), walk up the stairs and find a fairly large upper floor. Several bedrooms. Black guys are wandering the place. Apparently they are dressed in tuxedos...? Maybe they're all here for the party in the alley. Anyways, I walk into the farthest room. It's laden with expensive looking, poofy pillows. And a fag I don't like is in the room. So I leave. I go back down and see pretty much all the cute girls I know as well as all the other people I know in the music room, my friends not in the crowd. So I walk back over to the music kiosk. Then I see my friends and show them the kickass DnB box. Somehow we get on top of the music kiosk and explore yet another room-laden hallway. More themed rooms? Oh Jebus. I find a closed door and open it.

I go outside, into the eerie purple darkness. The whole place looks like its made of darkness. Or may or may not resemble the last stage in the SSE. Anyways, I ask someone who followed me out why its so dark and creepy. "Cuz it's night." Suddenly, a massive PURPLE moon starts to rise. At an amazing speed. It has alot of craters near the north, and a large "sea" in the south. Not the Earth's moon. So it gets high in the sky and everything is bathed in indigo/violet light. Somehow slightly more creepy. Then all the cute girls from school leave the "house" for some reason. So I ask the one I like the most why she moved out here. I think she said something like "Because its cooler out here." So then the moon set and the sun rose. Fast. I swear, the sun went across the sky in about 30 seconds. It was batshit crazy. Anyways, there was a fireball made of pure darkness floating beside the road. I took this as my chance to leave.

Back inside the house I decided to try to talk to the girls. The ordinary house that I had dinner at last night is gone, and now the living room looks like a futuristic train station, with glass walls. The morning sun shines in strongly, even though its behind clouds. So I go to the back of the house with the girls and notice they are headed for the basement. I look out the back door, and see... A man wearing a city uniform and hard hat filling up duct tape balloons with water. One of them explodes and a jet of water hits my black hoodie, which I do not actually own IRL. It hit the girls too. Anyways, moments later I wake up and say "Whoa."

I realise its long but its batshit crazy. And likely I am too.

[Placebo Headwound]

I thought you told me this post was supposed to be epic?

[Garahe]

I thought you told me this post was supposed to be epic?

Well it was at the time. It made no fucking sense.

[Selkie]

All my dreams are insanely bizarre.

I think if anyone had normal dreams that make perfect sense there is something wrong with them, your dreams are supposed to be incredibly bizarre and strange to us because it is our mind not restricted by any senses or concept of logic.

[Garahe]

All my dreams are insanely bizarre.

I think if anyone had normal dreams that make perfect sense there is something wrong with them, your dreams are supposed to be incredibly bizarre and strange to us because it is our mind not restricted by any senses or concept of logic.

Why does this make sense?

[Selkie]

Why does this make sense?

because it's the truth my son 

[Garahe]

because it's the truth my son 

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