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IT'S BEEN A HORRIBLE DAY

Started by The Hand That Fisted Everyone, March 19, 2008, 04:03:06 PM

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First, I decided I didn't want to go to school today so instead of driving to school I took a right when I was supposed to take a left.

It was all fine and dandy, I was just driving along listening to my Paul Simon and singing along, taking whatever turn I wanted to. Then I realize I'm low on gas, so I go back home. I walk into my room and my dad is on the computer. (I checked my history and he had been looking at porn...eww). So at 2:30 I had to take him to his house. I stop by work afterwords to pick up my tip-out from the waitresses and my boss, Ben, said that he couldn't find the envelope right now so I should come back later.

Ok, so far it's been less than stellar, but an ok day.

So I had a dentist appointment at 3:30. It was a little before so I decided to ride around town til about 5 minutes til 3:30. At 3:15 I pull to a red light...AND MY FUCKING TRUCK RUNS OUT OF GAS. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN ROAD. I had to get out of my truck, and push it up a hill to a parking lot (Who builds a fucking parking lot up a hill. Thankfully, this kind old black man helped me push it.

I had to walk 5 blocks (I think, I dunno how blocks work) to the damn dentist office. Then I wait 15 minutes for the dentist to walk in. In the meantime my mom walks out of her office and gives me hell for missing school. THEN THE DAMN DENTIST COMES IN AND STICKS TWO SHOTS INTO MY MOUTH. THEN SHE STARTS DRILLING MY TEETH LIKE SHES A CARPENTER. ALSO THE NOVOCAINE SHE GAVE ME DIDN'T WORK ON MY BOTTOM CAVITY, IT HURT SO BAD OH MY SWEET LORD.

Afterwords, my mouth was killing me, so I walked to work which is like a block away (I suppose) and my boss hands me 29$ and says "We found your envelope in the trash, so that means somebody probably took it. Here's what was left." So I bottle up all my anger, ride with my mom to my truck, and I grab the gas thing in the back of my truck and take it to the station. put gas in it. fill my truck up, drive to the gas station (cussing and screaming the whole way there) put the rest of the money in the tank. Drive home (cussing and screaming the whole way there)

and now I'm here.
So my day sucked balls
discuss bad days.

ncba93ivyase

You should own a fuel efficient vehicle.

Nobody needs a truck unless you're regularly hauling large goods or you're  construction worker.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

superclucky

I told this tall nigger that's in 2nd period graphic design to fix his eyebrows because he kept bugging me in the hallways y/n
kewns are smelly

Daddy

Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 19, 2008, 04:10:29 PM
I told this tall nigger that's in 2nd period graphic design to fix his eyebrows because he kept bugging me in the hallways y/n
Did you think it was me?

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

Quote from: Lawlz on March 19, 2008, 04:06:47 PM
You should own a fuel efficient vehicle.

Nobody needs a truck unless you're regularly hauling large goods or you're  construction worker.
It was a hand-me-down from my dad.

Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 19, 2008, 04:10:29 PM
I told this tall nigger that's in 2nd period graphic design to fix his eyebrows because he kept bugging me in the hallways y/n
Was it bushybrow?

ncba93ivyase


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

superclucky

Quote from: JMV on March 19, 2008, 04:11:29 PM
Did you think it was me?
youre not ugly or have an annoying feature :(
kewns are smelly

Feynman

I was in lunch, and two of my friends were with me on their iPhones and I wanted to show them a video I had on my phone--so I play the video and the sound is too low so we all hunched up together to try to hear better when the woman that comes around with garbage cans comes out of nowhere, bends over and says, "Hey, what'cha watching? Naked ladies? Get some naked men and I'll join ya."

And then she just walked away while we stared at each other in confusion.

Classic

You just need some Tyler hugs. <3

The Hand That Fisted Everyone



The Hand That Fisted Everyone


ME##


Samus Aran

Quote from: ME86 on March 19, 2008, 04:27:52 PM
Then sell it. psyduck;



one problem einstein

if it's a hand-me-down it's probably not worth much

then he has a little extra cash but not probably not enough for a better vehicle

goonish

Title27GT

got home
got on a bus full of asian people
went to boston
got on a boat
went to nantucket
got on a plane
flew to hyannis
flew to nantucket
flew to hyannis
flew to nantucket
flew to hyannis

and then went home

it was alright

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