How often will the military bother me now?

[Daddy]

I got my papers acknowledging  that I registered for selective service.  So, how often will I be bothered by the United States Armed Forces?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

You'll get a letter every week.

[Daddy]

You'll get a letter every week.

dammit

[Socks]

I got my papers acknowledging  that I registered for selective service.  So, how often will I be bothered by the United States Armed Forces?

From time to time they will send you a letter or most likely brochures for all the different services. Most of these will have your name spelled wrong.

[Daddy]

From time to time they will send you a letter or most likely brochures for all the different services. Most of these will have your name spelled wrong.

Should I send them pamphlets about socialism?

[Socks]

Should I send them pamphlets about socialism?

No, the Russian army is that way, traitor.

[Knig]

Watch out, they call you at least once, interrogate you, and then see if you're fit enough to be drafted.

[Socks]

Watch out, they call you at least once, interrogate you, and then see if you're fit enough to be drafted.

No.

[Knig]

No.

Yes.

[Socks]

Yes.

Yes you are wrong.

[Knig]

Yes you are wrong.

Enlighten me the error of my ways.

[Socks]

Enlighten me the error of my ways.

They do not call you in, interrogate you nor list you for a draft. The list is mostly for record.

[ME##]

Do you have to sign up for that draft shit when you turn eighteen? 

[Knig]

They do not call you in, interrogate you nor list you for a draft. The list is mostly for record.

There might have been a slight miscommunication error on my part. I apologize.

Watch out, they call you at least once, interrogate you, and then see if you're fit enough to be drafted.

By calling, I meant over the phone. They do question you, over the phone. And if you meet their standards from that session, they put you on a list for future inquiry (i.e, possible draft candidate).

Over the phone. 

[Daddy]

shut up you damn jews.