ouch

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I just tripped over the couch.
Have you ever hurt yourself in an incredibly stupid way?

[ME##]

I got hit in the face with a football.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I got hit in the face with a football.

Getting hit in the face isn't your fault, unless you saw it coming from a mile away and just stood there.

[[hedy]Zidone]

A few months ago, I was running down my hallway for no apparent reason and my leg somehow flew out and hit the wall. lolwut

[Himu]

I crashed into a screen door.

[Jester]

I crashed into a screen door.

but it didn't kill you; that's the sad part. 

[Himu]

but it didn't kill you; that's the sad part. 

Wow bringing another thread into another.  You really are retarded.  You should kill yourself.

[rreeppttaarr]

but it didn't kill you; that's the sad part. 

lol

[Kalahari Inkantation]

but it didn't kill you; that's the sad part. 

Don't derail my thread.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I crashed into a screen door.

I walked right into a glass door once. I was so confused and couldn't figure out what hit me until I realized it was glass.

[Title27GT]

but it didn't kill you; that's the sad part. 

I've been known to pick fights with people, but I certainly don't call them out in the middle of the thread when they've done nothing wrong and especially nothing related to me. You're an idiot. Leave people alone.

[Daddy]

I've sack tapped myself once. 

[LCK]

I've sack tapped myself once. 

I've done that on multiple occasions.

I've also gone to many parties and fallen down the stairs before I got intoxicated. Just last week it happened, actually. I was trying to put my hat on, I attempted one step down the stairs, missed, fell, and landed at the bottom with my legs spread wide open towards the top of the stairs.

Then another guy slid down the stairs feet first right in between my legs.
I hate my friends.

[superclucky]

I would trip on shoe and fall into the wall at night time, and sometimes day time.

[LCK]

i also remember one time i was taking a piss and then i sneezed and it went all over and then i tripped on a fan and got sent to bel air and it all happened all over again jmv knows what this whole run on sentence is talking about