God Dammit...

[Selkie]

So my junior prom is coming up, and I have absolutely no clue who I am even going to consider asking...

There are virtually no liable girls in any of my classes, so that makes it pretty hard....

I will probably end up asking some random girl I barely no, and her rejecting the offer, and me going alone.

Damn it, why must prom entitle unnecessary pressure to get a date to go with? Why can't we just go without a date without anyone asking why we don't have a date etc, etc?

It would make the thing so much less stressful and more enjoyable.

[KonohaShinobi]

Hey here's a good idea: don't go.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

I took a girl to my senior prom, but the other two shindigs I flew solo. Just team up with a  few fellow compadres and raise hell.

Go drunk.

[YPrrrr]

"liable" girls?

So go without a date then... or just go to post-prom, it's much better anyways.

[Daddy]

I didn't go to my Junior Prom. 

I went to my senior prom but the girl just sat there. 

[Snorkel]

...Why do you have to go to prom?

[Selkie]

...Why do you have to go to prom?

Because it's a big part of my teenage years?

Why would I miss out on something I will remember for a long time and that only takes op about 5 hours of my life?

[Trini]

Because it's a big part of my teenage years?

Why would I miss out on something I will remember for a long time and that only takes op about 5 hours of my life?

Then go out there, and get to know some girls outside of your classes.

Then you won't be alone, and it'll be better.

[YPrrrr]

Because it's a big part of my teenage years?

Why would I miss out on something I will remember for a long time and that only takes op about 5 hours of my life?

Now please explain to me why you will remember it for a long time if you're going to end up going with someone you barely even know.

[KonohaShinobi]

Now please explain to me why you will remember it for a long time if you're going to end up going with someone you barely even know.

I agree, I can see if it's senior year, you are with your high school sweetheart that you can visualize a future with, but it's not that important with just some hussy you just met hours before the dance.

[Snorkel]

Because it's a big part of my teenage years?

Why would I miss out on something I will remember for a long time and that only takes op about 5 hours of my life?

I dunno, I probably won't go to prom this year or next year because my woman doesn't go to the same school as me, and also because my school sucks. I might go to her school's.

[CHAOS66]

I don't see why prom is so important.

[superclucky]

I don't see why prom is so important.

because the media makes it to be important |:

[CHAOS66]

because the media makes it to be important |:

Media also makes hackers seem evil. What's your point?

[superclucky]

Media also makes hackers seem evil. What's your point?

My brain just had an orgasm.

also is selkie going to have sex after the prom