What the FUCK.

[sans culottes]

On iTunes, often a playlist pops up with '[name]'s Limewire Downloads' when you're connected on the same wifi network. So I decided "Hey, I'ma see my sister's downloads because I'm bored". So I'm scrolling past all the shitty music like Nelly and Soulja Boy right? I see the little TV icon that apple uses for videos in iTunes. On the list, I see five videos listed. One's a rap video. The other four or five have "black" and "dick" in the title. My 18 year old sister likes porno that involves black dicks. What. The. Fuck.

[Socks]

Oh man, Nigger-dick-its. That's just terrible.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Chances are your sister likes black dicks enough to have already had one inside of her.

[Placebo Headwound]

Oh God I lol'd.

Is it gay porn?

[Snorkel]

well

who isn't fascinated by their ominous length at some point

[Daddy]

Did you watch it?

[Samus Aran]

That reminds me of something I once thought about a lot...what if I committed suicide or went missing or something, and my internet history was looked at?

They'd probably think I was insane. 

[Tri4se]

Was it a good video.

[sans culottes]

I just find it funy overall that women actually like pr0n. It's true, but they all deny it.

Did you watch it?

no... one video had 'blonde chick' and 'black dick' in the same title. :X

Chances are your sister likes black dicks enough to have already had one inside of her.

I'm 90% sure she's had sex before. Seriously, I am.

That reminds me of something I once thought about a lot...what if I committed suicide or went missing or something, and my internet history was looked at?

It'd be fucking hilarious. And if you commited suicide, the media would blame hentai.

[ME##]

That reminds me of something I once thought about a lot...what if I committed suicide or went missing or something, and my internet history was looked at?

They'd probably think I was insane. 

lol. Oh God, if I commit suicide I'm formating my HDD.

[strongbad]

lol. Oh God, if I commit suicide I'm formating my HDD.

Fuck that. If I were to commit suicide I'd just throw my computer into the lake.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Fuck that. If I were to commit suicide I'd just throw my computer into the lake.

They'd find it eventually.
A better idea would be to burn your HDD and get a new one, then use it for just a few days without doing any of the crazy things you would've done with the old one.
That way they'd see you as a normal computer user.

[Gladjaframpf]

I'm 90% sure she's had sex before. Seriously, I am.

...18 year old sister...

I find this highly unsurprising.

[Selkie]

hahaaaaaaaaaa


that's good stuff

[The artist formally known]

Now to be fair it was just spray paint.