You're standing on a hill

[LCK]

I would take the rope, and wrap it around the top of the stick. Drench the rope in gasoline, and light it on fire with a match, to essentially create a torch. I would use take any of the left over gasoline and try to splash it onto the bears, or make a little trail of gasoline leading to them. Then, grab the can of Off, and attempt to set all three bears on fire with my makeshift flamethrower.


whatever it works for me
screw the other things

[sans culottes]

-make the phone work, go on myspace, and tell my friends "i'm about to die, LOL."
-get high off of off
-cover the stick with gas
-light the stick on fire and cry "Goodbye, Jessica..."
-tie the hook to the rope for no reason
-make a noose out of the rope, put it over my neck
-keep one hand ready to pull the rope and the other ready to stab myself in the heart w/ the knife
-choke and stab myself simultaneously

[Samus Aran]

-make the phone work, go on myspace, and tell my friends "i'm about to die, LOL."
-get high off of off
-cover the stick with gas
-light the stick on fire and cry "Goodbye, Jessica..."
-tie the hook to the rope for no reason
-make a noose out of the rope, put it over my neck
-keep one hand ready to pull the rope and the other ready to stab myself in the heart w/ the knife
-choke and stab myself simultaneously

awesome, except that doesn't kill the bears

unless they die of shock

[sans culottes]

awesome, except that doesn't kill the bears

unless they die of shock

well, two steps after dat.
1) dey eet me, lol.
2) either dey
a) somehow get sick from eatin me n die (it's a TRAP, lol) or
b) my frends on myspac get pisd so dey cal blackwatr n blackwatr kiks da bares in da ass, lol.

[Samus Aran]

use off bugspray to protect myself from annoying mosquitoes
douse the rope in the gasoline and create a circle around myself
light circle with matches
somehow enjoy a last meal of useless stick hook and cellphone
use the knife to spill my guts before finally becoming engulfed in circle of flame
become bear food
i'm not macgyver

Sounds like a sacrifice.

[V]

Sounds like a sacrifice.

Chalchihuitlicue would be pleased.

[Socks]

Throw this at them...



I don't like hippies, and I'm pretty sure bears don't either.

[Nyerp]

Throw this at them...

I don't like hippies, and I'm pretty sure bears don't either.

What? Hippies eat those things.

[ncba93ivyase]

Stick the stick about halfway in the dirt and yank it out after it's a bit dusty, light it with a match, hold it in front of the Off and use it as a flamethrower to either scare them or  burn them if they come close enough. I'd also bind the knife and hook on opposite ends and swing them to take out the bears. Hook=club, knife=knife.

[Socks]

What? Hippies eat those things.

Shut up.

[Claquesous]

First, I would spread what little gas there is on the ground. Next, I would take the Off in one hand, the matches in another. Once they get close, I would spray the off and hold a lit match to the spray, creating a flamethrower. If that fails, I would lure them to the gas and light it. If that fails, I would try to knife them to the death.

Maybe somewhere in there, I would attach the hook to the rope and swing it around. Also maybe make a torch out of the stick and a bit of gas and a match.

[Socks]

You can't use a spray like that as a blow torch with just a match, the match would just go out, I know what you've seen in movies but reality is different. As for lighting a thick stick with one or three matches, good luck, might want to pour some gas on it first.

[Nyerp]

Shut up.

I'm going to get some hippies to eat you, tell 'em you're laced with LSD.

[sans culottes]

I'm going to get some hippies to eat you, tell 'em you're laced with LSD.

but now that he knows, he can put some lsd in his pocket and throw it at da hippies to distract them while he runs awaaai.