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Started by Daddy, February 26, 2008, 04:34:38 PM

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KonohaShinobi

February 26, 2008, 05:07:51 PM #15
Quote from: Nyerp on February 26, 2008, 05:05:42 PM
I don't think anyone but Boyagers know what "LOAD OF BULLSHI!!!!!!!" is referring to. doodthing;

The point isn't for them to understand psyduck;

Nyerp

February 26, 2008, 05:09:18 PM #16
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 05:07:51 PM
The point isn't for them to understand psyduck;

Those pieces of shit would just make fun of him for it.

KonohaShinobi

February 26, 2008, 05:09:50 PM #17
Quote from: Nyerp on February 26, 2008, 05:09:18 PM
Those pieces of shit would just make fun of him for it.

Then they are retarded.

V

February 26, 2008, 05:11:26 PM #18
I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR DOING THAT, JMV.

Selkie

February 26, 2008, 05:14:04 PM #19


greatest duo in movie history.

What a great movie

Daddy

February 26, 2008, 05:14:16 PM #20
Quote from: V on February 26, 2008, 05:11:26 PM
I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR DOING THAT, JMV.
lol. spam;

V

February 26, 2008, 05:14:44 PM #21
Quote from: JMV290 on February 26, 2008, 05:14:16 PM
lol. spam;

Bushy would be proud of you.  >.<

NOA_Haunted

February 26, 2008, 05:25:17 PM #22
Ooooh take my 1 message.

Geno

February 26, 2008, 10:29:21 PM #23
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
[Shenzi:]
And where do we feature?
[Scar:]
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
[Spoken]
[Banzai:] Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh.
...For what?
[Scar:] For the death of the king.
[Banzai:] Why? Is he sick?
[Scar:] No, fool-- we're going to kill him. And Simba too.
[Shenzi:] Great idea! Who needs a king?
[Shenzi (and then Banzai):]
No king! No king! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!
[Scar:] Idiots! There will be a king!
[Banzai:] Hey, but you said, uh...
[Scar:] I will be king! ...Stick with me, and
you'll never go hungry again!
[Shenzi and Banzai:] Yaay! All right! Long live the king!
[All Hyenas:] Long live the king! Long live the king!
[Full song again]
[Hyenas: {In tight, crisp phrasing and diction}]
It's great that we'll soon be connected.
With a king who'll be all-time adored.
[Scar:] Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of food)
Decades of denial
(We repeat)
Is simply why I'll
(Endless meat)
Be king undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!
[All:]
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

ncba93ivyase

February 27, 2008, 04:51:57 AM #24
The Lion King sucks

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Socks

February 27, 2008, 05:44:36 AM #25

Zack777

February 27, 2008, 07:35:46 AM #26

ncba93ivyase

February 27, 2008, 07:59:25 AM #27
Quote from: ZACK777 IS MUDKIPZ on February 27, 2008, 07:35:46 AM


CollegeHumor is the stupidest goddamn shit ever on the internet besides motivational posters.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Zack777

February 27, 2008, 10:28:40 AM #28
Quote from: Lawlz on February 27, 2008, 07:59:25 AM
CollegeHumor is the stupidest goddamn shit ever on the internet besides motivational posters.

fuck you  befuddlement

Ringo

February 27, 2008, 10:31:15 AM #29
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