I doesn't got much.

[ncba93ivyase]

bcuz ur a maget

[Hiro]

Buy her dinner, take her on a date, movies? Damn, nigga, I wouldn't date your ass.

I have NO money. NONE. I come over to her house sometimes and we make out, but not recently...

[Hiro]

bcuz ur a maget

a wut?

[KonohaShinobi]

No one would even go near you, so I don't think you should be giving advice here.

, fuck you.

I have NO money. NONE. I come over to her house sometimes and we make out, but not recently...

No one wants a broke nigga.

[Pele]

, fuck you.No one wants a broke nigga.

No one wants you.

[Hiro]

No one wants a broke nigga.

[Socks]

No one wants you.

LMAO. Show interest in other girls, she might realize that your nuts aren't in her purse anymore and start to catch feelings.

She breaks up with you = Win.
You are interested in other girls = Win.
You are single = Win.
You get a new girl = Win.
Nothing happens = Win.

[KonohaShinobi]

No one wants you.

I get plenty of women.

[Hiro]

but i gots no other friends.

[Pele]

I get plenty of women.

I'll need pictures of you with said women; Aunt Jemima photoshopped in doesn't count.

[Title27GT]

LMAO. Show interest in other girls, she might realize that your nuts aren't in her purse anymore and start to catch feelings.

She breaks up with you = Win.
You are interested in other girls = Win.
You are single = Win.
You get a new girl = Win.
Nothing happens = Win.

what is fail

[KonohaShinobi]

I'll need pictures of you with said women; Aunt Jemima photoshopped in doesn't count.

lol brb

[Socks]

what is fail

Letting a girl lock up your nuts, feeling pathetic and useless and with no dignity while she has fun regardless = Fatality.

[Hiro]

Letting a girl lock up your nuts, feeling pathetic and useless and with no dignity while she has fun regardless = Fatality.

..............................I was that way before her too.

[Hiro]

If she does break up with me, I'll go back to how I was last year, eating lunch by myself....