I JUST FELT THE FULL FORCE OF 120 VOLTS

[Claquesous]

I remember sticking my finger in a socket when I was little. I didn't feel any pain, but it felt as if my arm was being pulled or something.

[Houdini]

Have you ever put a nine-volt battery on your braces?

[ME##]

I did that once when I was unplugging my router too. 

[wawi]

If you got electrocuted you'd be dead.

It was at my Grandparent's 50th anniversary .I was in 4th grade. There was a pool so after I got out I went to go get a towel. Right by the towels there was a ice cream freezer. It was in a puddle of water so when I walked in it I got electrocuted

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

It was at my Grandparent's 50th anniversary .I was in 4th grade. There was a pool so after I got out I went to go get a towel. Right by the towels there was a ice cream freezer. It was in a puddle of water so when I walked in it I got electrocuted

fuck you.

no wait, that's interesting.

[ncba93ivyase]

Have you ever put a nine-volt battery on your braces?

NO, BUT NOW THAT YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT I MUST.

It was at my Grandparent's 50th anniversary .I was in 4th grade. There was a pool so after I got out I went to go get a towel. Right by the towels there was a ice cream freezer. It was in a puddle of water so when I walked in it I got electrocuted

Electrocution: electric execution.

[The Speaker Of Words]

My mom says that when I was little I inserted a key into an electric socket.
She said I went flying back a few feet. 

[Houdini]

NO, BUT NOW THAT YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT I MUST.

I tried it a while ago. I don't remember it very well, but I seem to recall it being a bit more uncomfortable than licking the battery. I'd try it again, but I don't have braces anymore.

[ncba93ivyase]

My mom says that when I was little I inserted a key into an electric socket.
She said I went flying back a few feet. 

but unless the key had two or more prongs that's impossible

[Snorkel]

Back when I lived in an apartment about two years ago, walking across the carpet and touching the elevator button gave me shocks every time.

It was like a morning routine.

I always wear wool socks, and my whole house is carpet, and my macbook pro is metal

so pretty much every time I get up and then touch my computer there's an electric orgasm

[ncba93ivyase]

I always wear wool socks, and my whole house is carpet, and my macbook pro is metal

so pretty much every time I get up and then touch my computer there's an electric orgasm

Your Mac is going to die someday.

[wawi]

Electrocution: electric execution.

Sorry,  You're right