my time travel plan

[Selkie]

I'm going to steal a high powered rocket ship from NASA, assuming they have one stored somewhere.

Then I will travel to the center mass of the universe, and slingshot into it's orbit. Since time passes slower the farther away from a large mass you go, my time will go by slower, and when I exit the orbit, it will be at least millions of years into the future.


cya biches   ;

[Tri4se]

Why does time go slower near a black hole then? 

[Selkie]

Why does time go slower near a black hole then? 

it speeds up

o wait nvm it slows down.

That makes sense.

[Snorkel]

It should be noted that the theories of relativity and special relativity are mostly unproven and not actually entirely correct.

[KonohaShinobi]

I will simply travel to the remains of Krypton and find a superman and force him to fly around the Earth at high speeds.

[guff]

It should be noted that the theories of relativity and special relativity are mostly unproven and not actually entirely correct.

shut up and stop pretending to be knowledgeable 

[Pyrate]

What do you expect to find millions of years in the future, anyway?

[KonohaShinobi]

What do you expect to find millions of years in the future, anyway?

a nuclear wasteland of what the world used to be.

[Tri4se]

What do you expect to find millions of years in the future, anyway?

The sun exploding.  AMAZING

[Pyrate]

The sun exploding.  AMAZING

That's billions. poochie

[Tri4se]

That's billions. poochie

We'll see. We'll see. 

[KonohaShinobi]

Will see. Will see. 

[Tri4se]

oops can't type

[ncba93ivyase]

If you're in the center mass of the universe how would that make you away from a large mass?

i think you'd have better luck exceeding the speed of light, and you probably still wouldn't be able to launch  yourself millions of years into the future

[Title27GT]

you're pretty clever! ^_^