In this thread we discuss hilarious conspiracy theories.

[Daddy]

I always get a few laughs at the Reptilian ones

[[hedy]Zidone]

The Flummox.

[ncba93ivyase]

anything jmv has ever posted in discussion

[Daddy]

anything jmv has ever posted in discussion

like what

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Obama's muslim roots.

[Cookie]

Kurt Cobain rencartantiing into a cow in India.

[[hedy]Zidone]

Also:
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gentopic.php?board=214

Best board in existence.

[Commander Fuckass]

According to David Icke, reptilian humanoids are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at manipulation and control of humanity. He contends that most of the world's leaders, from Bill Clinton, Hillary Rodham Clinton and George W. Bush to members of the British Royal Family, are in fact related to the 7-foot (2.1 m) tall, blood-drinking reptilians from the star system Alpha Draconis.

According to an interview with David Icke, Christine Fitzgerald claims that she was a confidante of the late Diana, Princess of Wales, and that Diana told her that the Royal Family were reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift.[10] David Icke and others have claimed that U.S. President George W. Bush and his family are part of this same bloodline (Icke, 2004).

Icke claims, based on his exploration of genealogical connections to European royalty, that many presidents of the United States have been and are reptilian humanoids. In his view, United States foreign policy after September 11 is the product of a reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity, with George W. Bush as a servant of the reptilians.

He also theorizes that the reptilians came to Earth from the constellation Draco, as opposed to John Rhodes, of the Reptoids Research Center, who reports that the majority of reptilians appear to be of Earth origin and that they may have outposts in various planetary systems and/or dimensions.