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Hi, I'm a Mormon.

Started by Nyerp, February 10, 2008, 02:35:33 PM

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Albel The Wicked

February 10, 2008, 02:45:29 PM #15
Quote from: Nyerp on February 10, 2008, 02:42:53 PM
but what if im gay
I dont know. :'(

Get them anyways.  Having that many wives sounds like a hoot.

Snorkel

February 10, 2008, 02:45:58 PM #16
are you sexually attracted to Mitt Romney

[REDACTED]

February 10, 2008, 04:38:10 PM #17
I was born in a Southern Baptist hospital. I have never been baptized.
I do not have HIV/AIDS.

Bushy

February 10, 2008, 04:40:43 PM #18
I was baptized

I hated it.
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Pyrate

February 10, 2008, 05:03:22 PM #19
I drowned when I was baptized.

ME##

February 10, 2008, 05:06:27 PM #20
Quote from: Pyrate on February 10, 2008, 05:03:22 PM
I drowned when I was baptized.


I drowned when my mother dropped me into the Styx when I was a baby. :(

Albel The Wicked

February 10, 2008, 05:07:13 PM #21
Quote from: Pyrate on February 10, 2008, 05:03:22 PM
I drowned when I was baptized.
I used to go to a church were the guy that preaches actually killed a women when he was baptizing her. lol

LCK

February 10, 2008, 05:33:23 PM #22
Give up religion altogether.

ncba93ivyase

February 10, 2008, 06:18:33 PM #23
Quote from: JMV290 on February 10, 2008, 02:40:02 PM
I was never baptized. My mother was like "you can be free to choose your religion as long as you believe in God"


SURPRISE, MOMMY
My parents wanted to baptize me but my grandmother wouldn't permit it and she thought it would be better for me to choose my own paths and do whatever made me happy.

I miss her.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Nyerp

February 10, 2008, 07:16:24 PM #24
Quote from: Snorkel on February 10, 2008, 02:45:58 PM
are you sexually attracted to Mitt Romney

I've never seen his face. doodthing;
Quote from: Trevor on February 10, 2008, 05:33:23 PM
Give up religion altogether.

I'm trying but I think they still consider me a member. gonk;

unwelc0med

February 10, 2008, 07:17:29 PM #25
become scientologist. baddood;

rreeppttaarr

February 10, 2008, 07:20:21 PM #26
Quote from: Nyerp on February 10, 2008, 07:16:24 PM
I've never seen his face. doodthing;I'm trying but I think they still consider me a member. gonk;


Publically denounce your religion

Nyerp

February 10, 2008, 07:26:58 PM #27
Quote from: Reptar on February 10, 2008, 07:20:21 PM
Publically denounce your religion
my mommy would get a switch edumacate;

rreeppttaarr

February 10, 2008, 07:28:42 PM #28
Quote from: Nyerp on February 10, 2008, 07:26:58 PM
my mommy would get a switch edumacate;


Tell your mommy you choose not to believe in switches, therefore what she is doing does not affect you

Kingoftherings

February 10, 2008, 07:31:33 PM #29
Quote from: Reptar on February 10, 2008, 07:28:42 PM
Tell your mommy you choose not to believe in switches, therefore what she is doing does not affect you
Until you get the switch lashed across your back...
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