Worry of the Day: Domino's Pizza

[One Man Freak Show]

Since my McDonald's thread was so popular, I'm going to make a post like this every day from now on.

The other day I ordered a pizza from Domino's. I came to a sad realization when the deliverer got here though: Domino's is a morally corrupt company. One look at their logo will show this. The traditional domino is black with white spots. However, the logo for Domino's removes every trace of black.



See that? It's red. Red like fire. Domino's clearly wants to toss everyone that's not white into a raging fire. And that might hurt. What's the reason for their racism? No one knows. I think they're just an evil company. Also notice how the box isn't square like a traditional pizza box. They want to be different than everyone else. Not only are they racist, they're squarist. They hate squares. I believe that every shape is sacred, and the square is perhaps my favorite.

Not only that, the spots on the domino is also bad. It shows two on one side, and one on the other. The "two" on the one side is to point out that other pizza companies want you to share the pizza love, and the one dot is them. They're selfish and want to make you hog the precious pizza yourself. Their "cheap" deals on three pizzas, known as the 555 deal, also shows this. The price for three medium pizzas, one for each person, is five dollars more than a large pizza, which is meant to be shared. They want you to spend more money on being selfish than being a sharing, caring person.

My advice is to eat at the much more family-friendly Pizza Hut. Not only do they believe in the color black, but they have pizzas with good values, like the 4 for ALL and the Full House.

[Solar and Lunar]

Don't you have homework to do or something?

[One Man Freak Show]

Don't you have homework to do or something?

I'm out of school for the year.

[Solar and Lunar]

Don't you have homework to do or something?

I'm out of school for the year.

It looks like it...Domino's tastes like shit...

(USER USED AN ELLIPSIS)

[mariofreak55]

Don't you have homework to do or something?

I'm out of school for the year.

Expelled, huh?

And I'm putting this on the homepage too.  hur;

[demonprince]

Domino's SUX

Papa Johns FTW  china;

[One Man Freak Show]

Don't you have homework to do or something?

I'm out of school for the year.

Expelled, huh?

And I'm putting this on the homepage too.  hur;

Yay.  awesome;

Tomorrow I'm writing one on cake.

[mariofreak55]

Dun

[One Man Freak Show]

I don't know what tomorrow's will be. I'm thinking of Ferrari, but I'm not sure.

[demonprince]

I don't know what tomorrow's will be. I'm thinking of Ferrari, but I'm not sure.

Hot-Topic  caterpie;

SuperClucky's favorite store.

[superclucky]

I don't know what tomorrow's will be. I'm thinking of Ferrari, but I'm not sure.

Hot-Topic  caterpie;

SuperClucky's favorite store.

Yea rite, it's yours.

You and your Jack Skelliton.   caterpie;

[Paul]

Dont be silly. That's Pizza Hut you are talking about. And Here is a pic of their work :  burned;

[One Man Freak Show]

I'm doing tomorrow's on Target, the evil, animal-abusing chain of superstores.

[demonprince]

I'm doing tomorrow's on Target, the evil, animal-abusing chain of superstores.

Targets awesome  caterpie; It'll be better if you do it on Hottopic, where all the nerds get their geek stuff. 

[One Man Freak Show]

I'm doing tomorrow's on Target, the evil, animal-abusing chain of superstores.

Targets awesome  caterpie; It'll be better if you do it on Hottopic, where all the nerds get their geek stuff. 

I'll do that another time. v;