The story of the time I brought tobacco to school

[Daddy]

So, I was in fifth grade and I had a project on plantations.

I decided to do a poster and then I was like "I'LL SHOW WHAT THEY GREW", so I glued some cotton to the poster.  I then took one of my dad's cigarettes, ripped it open and glued the tobacco to the poster and brought it into class.  caterpie;

Surprisingly I didn't get in trouble.

[Tomboh]

some dumbass guy in 6th grade carried tobacco in his wallet

[The Speaker Of Words]

That's the greatest story I've ever read.

[Wrench]

hey you little slut

[Daddy]

today i bought some medical marijuana from a friend who has a friend who has a prescription

sooo much better than homegrown, omg

send me some

[Daddy]

no thats illegal

i am needing to geing

[me003]

today i bought some medical marijuana from a friend who has a friend who has a prescription

sooo much better than homegrown, omg

That's just about all I get. And the best part is my friend got caught with it and little bags, but he had a card so he didn't really get in trouble.

[me003]

Anyone on the west coast want to smoke tree with me?

[strongbad]

Anyone on the west coast want to smoke tree with me?

I expected better from you  :'(

[me003]

I expected better from you  :'(

But SB you're my favorite! 

[me003]

hello

I live in California.

Hello, as do I. Come to Height on Saturday. I will be holding a sign that says, "I am looking for a STEAL on biscuits." This is how we shall find each other.

[strongbad]

But SB you're my favorite! 

I wish I could say the same about you  edumacate;

[me003]

I wish I could say the same about you  edumacate;

PLZ don't hate.  You're still my favorite.

[strongbad]

I might be able to stop the hate if you sent me 18 pm's once in a while 
you selfish bastard