Do you believe past years continue on in some alternate universe?

[Bushy]

I do

[Pele]

I do

Then you're dumber than you appear.

[Daddy]

I believe in God.

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Scientology has promoted psychiatry-related conspiracy theories, including that September 11 was caused by psychiatrists and that psychiatrists caused the universe's havoc billions of years ago.

[Albel The Wicked]

I believe i will take on people's body for eternity.

[V]

I believe in God.

I am God.

[Pele]

I am God.

I'm black jesus. 

[Bushy]

Shut up Elep, you are not black Jesus.

I am

[V]

Shut up Elep, you are not black Jesus.

I am

His name is Pele. :\

and Thief is the one true Jesus.

[ME##]

I believe that life is ultimately pointless.

[YPrrrr]

I believe that life is ultimately pointless.

way to kill my buzz there

[Selkie]

I believe when my poo comes out it breaks the boundaries of time and space and appears in an infinite amount of other places perfectly parallel to my toilet simultaneously.

[Bushy]

His name is Pele. :\

and Thief is the one true Jesus.

I DUN CARE

And thief is the WHITE Jesus

[The Speaker Of Words]

I believe when my poo comes out it breaks the boundaries of time and space and appears in an infinite amount of other places perfectly parallel to my toilet simultaneously.

I have a time portal in my butt. 

[Houdini]

No. That's stupid.