ITT awesome things your teachers do

[Gin]

My honors physics teacher does these "demo days" every now and then. Todays demos were throwing eggs off the roof of the school, having students lay on a bed of nails, then putting another board of nails on their chest, putting a cinder block on top of that, and then having another student break the cinder block by swing a 5 pound hammer at it. We also had students walk on glass. Out of the two, I only got to walk on glass shards, and ran out of time before I could do the bed of nails.

[Tomboh]

Be gorgeous.

[KonohaShinobi]

Have a fat sexy ass 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Have the cutest voice/face/body ever.

[bluaki]

Nothing. Some of my teachers aren't mean or anything, but they never do anything worthy of being called "awesome".

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

Bending over

[Kalahari Inkantation]

my math teacher likes to sit on/in the desk in front of me

[NOA_Haunted]

  having students lay on a bed of nails, then putting another board of nails on their chest, putting a cinder block on top of that, and then having another student break the cinder block by swing a 5 pound hammer at it.

WTF

[Gin]

WTF

All in the name of science.

[NOA_Haunted]

All in the name of science.

Wouldn't that hurt the kid?

[Gin]

Wouldn't that hurt the kid?

No, it takes 1lb/square inch [I think that's the right number] to puncture the skin. There are enough nails on the bed to distribute the total amount of force when the block is hit with the hammer so that the nails don't puncture.

[Samus Aran]

My Intro to Computers (god that class was so fun and easy) professor last semester spent a lot of time just talking to the class about video games and music.

We wasted a lot of time talking about old games, and he showed us a Pong system that he keeps under his desk.

[ncba93ivyase]

We have a 15 minute exercise period with our English teacher, and she'll do jumping jacks and some awesome stuff like bend straight back (ie without bending her knees) and have her head be at the same level as her hips.

[rreeppttaarr]

Letting us chill in her room instead of sitting in a room with a bunch of annoying seventh graders who talk about nothing but Halo and Guitar Hero and Adventurequest.

[NOA_Haunted]

My U.S history teacher is really dumb he doesn't grade his papers makes girls do it. I didn't do my end of the semester project and it didn't effect my grade.