I've noticed...

[Selkie]

America doesn't really have any cool animals in the wild.

They are basically just small rodents, birds, and maybe large cats in the mountainous regions.

Why is it that Africa has all these big-ass animals like elephants and giraffes and rhinos. As well as cool ones like lions, tigers, cheetahs, and leopards.

[Samus Aran]

The only awesome American animals are marine ones, if you count them.

Yet another reason I love California. 

[Feynman]

The niggers have learned to coexist with the majestic beasts and mutually create families by intermarrying whereas us folk killed off all of the monsters.

[Selkie]

The only awesome American animals are marine ones, if you count them.

Yet another reason I love California. 

That reminds me I want to swim with dolphins sometime before I die.

That would be so amazing.

[Daddy]

We killed them all.

We had buffalo and moose and bigfoot

[YPrrrr]

America has wolves, bison, moose, elk, grizzly bears, pumas, and even jaguars (heard there's a sparse population).

There are also many unique animals that are not necessarily large.

[Feynman]

America? Which one?

get the hell out you stupid wetback

[Feynman]

Alah and Muhhamad are not going to be pleased with you Bassir. 

oh

whats an alah and who is muhhumad

[Feynman]

Sum dood and a made up god. Bunch of ragheads liek to worship dem, lol.

never heard of them

[The Speaker Of Words]

We have bald eagles, don't we?

[Nyerp]

ducks

[Trini]

We have bald eagles, don't we?

Peregrine Falcons are cooler.   

[ncba93ivyase]

if you lived in South America, you'd awe at the exotic (and possibly erotic) North American animals like the moose and... something.

[Daddy]

we have el chupacabra, the jersey devil, mothman, rednecks, champ, and mormons

[FAMY2]

 Hannibal Lector.