Holy shit.

[caponehollywood]

Today I almost died/got seriously injured:

I was getting a ride home with my friend and my brother, and my friend's dad was drunk and we didn't know it, so we just got into the car. Anyway, he starts driving like 50 miles per hour in a 15 mile per hour zone, and he didn't stop at half the stop signs. We couldn't really tell him to stop because he would yell if you told him to slow down. Thank god there were only a few cars on the road, because he would have hit one of them. He almost crashed into three cars going the opposite direction, and he just nearly swerved out of the way of a stop sign.

Scariest experience of my life so far.

[Knig]

Makes me wonder why people drink that crap, especially with the experience I've had with drunks. 

Oh, glad to hear you're okay. ♥

[Feynman]

Your friend's dad is an idiot and you're an idiot for trusting your idiotic friend for having such an idiotic dad.

[caponehollywood]

Your friend's dad is an idiot and you're an idiot for trusting your idiotic friend for having such an idiotic dad.

Ok...

[Selkie]

Your friend's dad is an idiot.

[caponehollywood]

Your friend's dad is an idiot.

I know, and he was like an angry drunk too, which was worse.

[Pyrate]

kill him

[Commander Fuckass]

juck him

[ME##]

Well, I guess it's good that you didn't die.

But, I hope this teaches you to not trust him again.

[V]

Your friend's dad is an idiot and you're an idiot for trusting your idiotic friend for having such an idiotic dad.

sure you don't need one more "idiot" in there?

[Nyerp]

sure you don't need one more "idiot" in there?

You're an idiot.

[superclucky]

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVVVVVVVVVE

[Daddy]

I did that once except I was smart enough to make sure I didn't hit any cars, or come close to it.

[Pyrate]

I did that once except I was smart enough to make sure I didn't hit any cars, or come close to it.

or not drunk enough

[Cookie]

You should shot your friend and his dad.