Oh god.

[caponehollywood]

So I'm kinda watching T.V. and posting here at the same time, and while I was making a post, a commercial for BK came on. All I heard was two guys saying,
First guy: "My hands are too small for all that meat."
Second guy: "Oh, you want me to hold it for you."

I thought the worst, then I just realized it was a guy with small hands eating a shitty cheeseburger. Anyone have a moment similar to this?

[YPrrrr]

My mind is in my head, not the gutter sir

[Wrench]

My mind is in my head, not the gutter sir

Same here, man. Same here.

[CHAOS66]

lulz and yeah I was watching a Viagra commercial and all I heard was "Ask you doctor if you are safe enough for sex."

[Bushy]

As a child with issues and going through puberty

I'd say ya, I have

[Pele]

Protip:

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call your girlfriend, not your doctor.

[Daddy]

Protip:

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call your girlfriend, not your doctor.

If I had an erection lasting that long I'd see how many times I could ejaculate before my testicles imploded.

[ncba93ivyase]

Protip:

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call your girlfriend, not your doctor.

Then your blood vessels burst and your penis undergoes necrosis.

[Pele]

Then your blood vessels burst and your penis undergoes necrosis.

I don't know what you just said, but regardless:

[ncba93ivyase]

I don't know what you just said, but regardless:

Your penis rots, dies, and falls off.

[Pele]

Your penis rots, dies, and falls off.

That sounds pleasant.