This is going to be hard.

[Daddy]

Aren't you in high school? What do you need a laptop for in high school?˙

I'm in college.

[Daphnia]

Don't lie.

[Daphnia]

I know you're all 12.

[Daddy]

Don't lie.

wat. im .

I know you're all 12.

im 18 u niggor

[bluaki]

I know you're all 12.

12-year-olds go to middle school.

Most freshmen in high school are 14-15

[Daphnia]

Oh. My mistake. It's been a couple thousand years since I graduated.

[Daddy]

Oh. My mistake. It's been a couple thousand years since I graduated.

what kind of soup did you go to college to become

[Daphnia]

I was a landscape architect for a megalomaniac multi-millionaire right out of grad school, designing tank engines and city-sized hammocks. Within a few years he had worked me into a puddle. Then, that sadist, he added some vegetables and seasoning.

I'd be weeping now if I had tear ducts.

[Daddy]

I was a landscape architect for a megalomaniac multi-millionaire right out of grad school, designing tank engines and city-sized hammocks. Within a few years he had worked me into a puddle. Then, that sadist, he added some vegetables and seasoning.

I'd be weeping now if I had tear ducts.

is that chicken noodle soup

[Daphnia]

No chicken, just melted human flesh and bones.

[Daddy]

No chicken, just melted human flesh and bones.

oh like fe fi fo fum

[Daphnia]

I was not ground. I am not bread. :l :l :l

[Daddy]

I was not ground. I am not bread. :l :l :l

i thot he used blud to make soup

[Daphnia]

Oh, OK.

stop posting im leaving ok bye

[Daddy]

Oh, OK.

stop posting im leaving ok bye

ok bye lol